HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how
beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love,
Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how
beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love,
Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
