Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard

[Duxprep]

LMAO

Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard
Fight Over Tractor Sale Led To Odd Meal

LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. -- A central Kentucky man said he's waiting for justice to be served after two men shaved his beard, then made him eat it.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/25762204/detail.html

 

[jar]

They threaten the guy with knives and guns and only get "supervised diversion", whatever that is?

 

[EddieCoyle]

I can't believe I've never thought of this.

 

[one-eyed Jack]

That must have been a hair raising experience. Jack.

 

[Disgorge]

Did they shave it off first or just stuff it in his mouth while it was still on his face?

 

[KMaurer]

LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. -- A central Kentucky man said he's waiting for justice to be served after two men shaved his beard, then made him eat it.

Did they shave it off first or just stuff it in his mouth while it was still on his face?

I don't know. What do you think?

Ken

 

[Glass6060]

This...is...AWESOME! Excellent find!

 

[Bob P]

Read it with an accent and it's even more awesome!

 

[RadiCS]

That's great... because those guys would be doing time especially if they were "licensed" gun owners!

 

[red87930]

MA legislature should pay attention to this case and institute a clipper and scissor ban within 500 feet of an inhabited beard. Do it for the follicles.

 

[Twigg]

Too good to pass up, from The Dialectizer:

LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. -- A central Kentucky man said he's waitin' fo' jestice t'be sarved af'er two min shaved his bard, then made him ett it. Harvey Westmo'elan' an' his brother got into a fight wif James Hill an' Troy Holt in May. Th' dispute was on over a tracko' Westmo'elan' was tryin' t'sell t'one of th' men, as enny fool kin plainly see. Westmo'elan' said th' men felt like they were bein' ripped off an' thass when th' fight started, cuss it all t' tarnation.

 

[italianppf2]

probably a better diet than what he's been eating... does he look bloated or is it me?

 

[Metalhead]

Doesn't look like he has ever been forced to eat anything.

 

[drgrant]

Not sure why... but when I saw this I immediately thought of ZZ Top...

ETA: I always LOL at the fact that Frank Beard is the guy that usually doesn't have a beard.

 

[wolf223]

at least they let him keep his armpit hair and pubes


or even worse, made him eat THEIR hair

 

[Blitz1]

Awesome Thread!!