Chris
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Last night some people knocked on my door and asked if I had heard about the sun.
I asked them if they worshoped the sun and they said yes.
I told them that it's only been a week and that they were a bunch of kooks.
Imagine, they are already out there singing praises to the Sun of god. Jeeze.
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I was out walking my dog when this old guy in a long white beard stopped me and asked if my dog was a pure breed.
I told him yes.
He then asked me if he could borrow two of them for a little boat ride he was planning to take for 40 days and nights.
We ran away from that kook as fast as we could.
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Dukie and I were driving to the store last night when we saw a street vendor selling umbrellas on the side of the road.
He had a big sign that said "Guaranteed to keep you dry."
So I nailed the puddle sending a wave of water into the vendor.
Sure looked like a wet kook to me.
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It's been raining for about a week.
Every morning the neighbor's sprinkler system comes on and waters his lawn.
And they call ME a kook?
I asked them if they worshoped the sun and they said yes.
I told them that it's only been a week and that they were a bunch of kooks.
Imagine, they are already out there singing praises to the Sun of god. Jeeze.
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I was out walking my dog when this old guy in a long white beard stopped me and asked if my dog was a pure breed.
I told him yes.
He then asked me if he could borrow two of them for a little boat ride he was planning to take for 40 days and nights.
We ran away from that kook as fast as we could.
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Dukie and I were driving to the store last night when we saw a street vendor selling umbrellas on the side of the road.
He had a big sign that said "Guaranteed to keep you dry."
So I nailed the puddle sending a wave of water into the vendor.
Sure looked like a wet kook to me.
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It's been raining for about a week.
Every morning the neighbor's sprinkler system comes on and waters his lawn.
And they call ME a kook?
