BUT FUNNY!
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old
I am today?"
His father says, "No, how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey,
Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down
into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes
and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old
I am today?"
His father says, "No, how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey,
Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down
into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes
and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."
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