Just my luck.

[Tinkermatic]

Fully sealed, brand new box.

Is this the opposite of getting that one extra chicken McNugget?

 

[cams]

That is God’s way of telling you that something really bad is about to happen, and that’s exactly the amount of rounds you’re going to need to survive it. Lock your doors.

 

[enbloc]

 

[greencobra]

...that’s exactly the amount of rounds you’re going to need to survive...

right, don't fight it, go with it.

 

[76Too]

If your egg had two yolks this morning you might as well stay in for the rest of the week.

 

[Tinkermatic]

If your egg had two yolks this morning you might as well stay in for the rest of the week.

This sounds reasonable to me

 

[Radtekk]

So THAT'S where that bullet came from...

 

[MaverickNH]

Qauntum Ammunition - that round was/is/will be there.

Schrodinger’s Ammo - someone shot his cat with that round.

 

[Tinkermatic]

Qauntum Ammunition - that round was/is/will be there.

Schrodinger’s Ammo - someone shot his cat with that round.

Schrodinger’s ammo!


My mistake was opening the box then?

 

[10thSFFD]

Did you report it to your local authorities? That one probably got away on it's own and it is walking around looking to date somebody else's weapon of the mass destruction.

Ain't donuts, you know!

 

[Jambrose]

If your egg had two yolks this morning you might as well stay in for the rest of the week.

As someone that once picked a carton of eggs where almost all the eggs were double yoked, truer words have never been spoken...

 

[M60]

More likely the box wasn't as new as you thought. If you bought it that way at the LGS, it's likely someone sold it to the shop and forgot they had used a round. That happened to me once.

 

[10thSFFD]

More likely the box wasn't as new as you thought. If you bought it that way at the LGS, it's likely someone sold it to the shop and forgot they had used a round. That happened to me once.

In Suffolk county this would be the case of the mild shoplifting which needs to be ignored completely in the name of the elimination of our prisons overcrowding. This case belongs in the Under $250 Category. Similar to people eating macaroons from the box in your local Market Basket but leaving the box untouched so you can be sure the rest was not poisoned by those pesky Russians.

By the way, when you were purchasing it, did you, by any chance, answered Yes when asked if you want to donate?

 

[LuvDog]

If your egg had two yolks this morning you might as well stay in for the rest of the week.

I thought a double yoke was good luck?

 

[M60]

In Suffolk county this would be the case of the mild shoplifting which needs to be ignored completely in the name of the elimination of our prisons overcrowding. This case belongs in the Under $250 Category. Similar to people eating macaroons from the box in your local Market Basket but leaving the box untouched so you can be sure the rest was not poisoned by those pesky Russians.

By the way, when you were purchasing it, did you, by any chance, answered Yes when asked if you want to donate?

LOL. My LGS has never asked me to donate. Maybe they just assumed that I wouldn't mind. It was actually part of a purchase the shop had made from a customer. Hunting ammo. I assume the guy had forgotten that he used one round, from the box that I ended up buying.

 

[76Too]

I thought a double yoke was good luck?

Think about it...if your wife got pregnant with twins, would you consider it good luck?

It basically means a single cell couldn't share the same nucleus with itself, so it got pissed off at and split. Little did it know it was still its same a**h*** self after the split, just half the size it was originally. And THATS life in a nut shell.

 

[10thSFFD]

LOL. My LGS has never asked me to donate. Maybe they just assumed that I wouldn't mind.

You have missed a great opportunity to mind. I would return to the shop and get another "slightly imperfect" package as a compensation for me not yelping about them. In such a specific situation my heavily accented English works like a charm.

 

[mrdubin]

You got the box I would have bought. That usually only happens to me. I also seem to get into the longest line at the grocery store and bank... Yes, I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one.

 

[M60]

You have missed a great opportunity to mind. I would return to the shop and get another "slightly imperfect" package as a compensation for me not yelping about them. In such a specific situation my heavily accented English works like a charm.

The owner sold a bunch of my steel cased .223 after Sandy Hook for $1.00 a round. How can I complain about 1 round after that?

 

[10thSFFD]

The owner sold a bunch of my steel cased .223 after Sandy Hook for $1.00 a round. How can I complain about 1 round after that?

This is XXI. century. We do not complain to anybody! We are yelping from the safety of our homes! You just need to wear that "potentially yelping" look when bringing up your concerns:

 

[AHM]

PM @Len-2A Training with the name of the place you bought it.

He's been trying to figure out where to get a box of 9,999 primers
(to conform to the latest CMR fire code) for a long, long time.

 

[Tinkermatic]

I’m not sure how Target Sports would respond if I contacted them.

Think I could get a free prime membership out of it? Emotional distress and what not. Very upset, I am. No, really, now I have an odd number and the fung shuei in the ammo can is all messed up!

 

[10thSFFD]

I’m not sure how Target Sports would respond if I contacted them.

Think I could get a free prime membership out of it? Emotional distress and what not. Very upset, I am. No, really, now I have an odd number and the fung shuei in the ammo can is all messed up!

"Sorry, you have purchased The Boston Special, the only logical way preventing an overcrowding in the box!"

 

[Hetzer]

It's there, it's just invisible, like the midget with the knife standing behind you.

 

[Irish65]

You know, in an unassuming way.... this thread really delivers. Lots of really witty, clever posts that made me laugh. Wasn't expecting that.

 

[10thSFFD]

Did you try this?

• Mailing Address: Consumer Protection Division, Office of the Attorney General, One Ashburton Place. Boston, MA, 02108.
• Maura Healey, Director.
  
• Contact. Phone: 888-243-5337 (elder hotline) Alternate Phone: 617-727-8400. Fax: 617-727-3265.

 

[Kicker96FS]

It'll most likely show up in a school bathroom!

I loved the school lock-down this week after they found a paintball smoke bomb in a school, USED, INERT, Just a piece of cardboard, and they get their panties all twisted up!
LOL! Someone should have just picked it up and tossed it in the trash can but noooooooooooo. Lets get excited!

 

[Paul455]

Free is my favorite flavor.

 

[Stape]

I bought a 12pk of beer once and one of the bottles was bone dry empty. It was capped/sealed and everything, just empty. I was really sad about that.

 

[Tinkermatic]

I bought a 12pk of beer once and one of the bottles was bone dry empty. It was capped/sealed and everything, just empty. I was really sad about that.

That’s devastating. I’m so sorry for your loss.
Thoughts and prayers inbound