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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Adam_MA, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. Adam_MA

    Adam_MA

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    I know it's old, but it kills me...

    A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to
    try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for
    the entire time they had been married, so they thought they may
    have a problem conceiving.

    The woman decided to go to the gynecologist and see if the
    problem was with her. She had been hard of hearing since she
    was young. The doctor examined her and came in to give her
    the conclusions.

    He said, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have
    insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be
    a miracle."

    The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her husband got
    home and asked her what was wrong.

    She said, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage,
    and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."
     

  2. bazfoo

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    Good one, Adam. I like it.

    [lol]
     

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