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SnakeEye

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A man comes home from a hard days work in through the back door to find his wife with her back turned, in a skirt on all fours scrubbing the floor.
The man becomes aroused and decides to take advantage of the moment and quietly comes up behind her slips up her dress and slides himself inside of her and proceeds to screw the shit out her. a few minutes later the man finishes and gets up, zippers up his pants and then proceeds to kicks his wife dead in the brown eye as hard as he can.
the wife obviously pissed gets up and says "what the hell was that for!!"
the husband says "thats for not looking behind you to see who it was"
[twisted]
 
If Ed ever did that to me.....(the kicking part :D ), then I'd be like Nickle's wife - I wouldn't be asking "how do you reload this thing?"

[lol] [lol]
 
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