The NUN
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request.
A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road.
She replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you
see I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said she could fully understand his fear.
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude
or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever
seen!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little
higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request.
A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road.
She replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you
see I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said she could fully understand his fear.
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude
or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever
seen!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little
higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."
