Joe Biden Recommends Shotgun, Michael Moore Recommends...

[mikem317]

A dog. For home defense.

Article: » Michael Moore: If You Want to Protect Yourself From Criminals, Get a Dog Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!



Infowars Dislaimer: Yes, this was on Infowars, but it's real.

 

[Almostelmo]

But who will protect you from the police after they shoot your dog?

 

[Diskothek]

I have tactical doughnuts on hand in case I'm attacked by a rogue Michael Moore.

 

[strangenh]

I have tactical doughnuts on hand in case I'm attacked by a rogue Michael Moore.

A staircase should be a sufficient deterrent.

 

[Horrible]

If that Fat F*** wants to defend himself with a dog, then fine. Buy a dog (and try not to eat it).

But, for the love of all that is holy, STOP ****IN TELLING ME HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF, MY HOME AND MY FAMILY!!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

 

[Cap]

My dog is a pussy. Every time there is a noise or shes barking at something, I encourage her to go check it out and she just stares at me waiting for me to go. I have to push her down the hall/stairs to be the scout.

 

[Big_Red]

Every time I hear Moore's name I automatically start picturing this guy.

 

[Bolio]

Please... Please... Please... suffer a fatal heart attack.