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Jingle Bells -- Police Hit Naked Man in Genitals with Taser

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  1. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    Police hit naked man in genitals with Taser

    Associated Press
    Nov. 22, 2005 07:10 AM

    FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

    Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

    "The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

    Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
     

  2. JonJ

    JonJ Moderator NES Member

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    Yeow!
     
  3. Weerd Beard

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    You guys see that Mr. Wizard episode where he cooked a hot dog with two forks hooked up to a DC current? 8)

    Hehhehe Sorry, but "Weenie Roast" was the first thing that came to mind.

    I hope his boys got cooked....for some odd reason I don't think he'd make a good father.

    Arrrr

    -Weer'd Beard
     
  4. C-pher

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    I was going to think of the one were you took two electrode and light up a pickel. Now that's cool.

    I wonder if it lit up. [shock]
     
  5. Lynne

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    Somehow that seems totally appropriate to me, considering what his crime was. :D
     
  6. Nickle

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    Poetic Justice
     
  7. SiameseRat

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    Did you read the part where Cpl Chitwood says "Officers can't aim"?

    I dunno- but sounds like whoever fired the taser should qualify for Camp Perry... [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
  8. Lynne

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    Me too!! [lol]
     
  9. Nickle

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    Methinks it's a reference to an unintentioned "lucky" shot. Definitely the right place to get that perp.
     
  10. Lynne

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    Ya never know...that's what they SAID. Who knows? [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
  11. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    I just don't wanna see what a paper practice target looks like...
     

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