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Jeffrey Epstein commits suicide

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by richc, Aug 10, 2019.

  1. kmanick

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    another Clinton suicide. looks like they 've saved their ass yet once again
     
  2. 10thSFFD

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    Jesus went to Mexico AGAIN!
     
  3. 10thSFFD

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    FBI is expecting to release only sound version in 2034. The complete version with all visuals included will be available to certified researchers in 2097. This is when all privacy laws will be satisfied.
     
  4. enbloc

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    FIFY
     
  5. 10thSFFD

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    Are they going to transfer poor Nick to a secure location now or is he also facing suicide in that hellhole?
    nick.jpg
     
  6. 10thSFFD

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    You should never doubt the excellent power of your government to protect you even from yourself. This is why .gov needs red flag laws, comprehensive background checks and you giving up all weapons.
     
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  7. Prepper

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    I'm sure there will be a full investigation of how someone under heavy security in a cell by himself was able to hang himself.

    LOL who am I kidding....
     
  8. 10thSFFD

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    Easy: Mail ordered upper and lower.
     
  9. gunofthrones

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    Trump and Bill clinton ordered the hit.
     
  10. 10thSFFD

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    I bet his to be discovered farewell letter will include this sentence:
    Evil Don made me do it!
     
  11. Mountain

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    What's the over/under on another Arkancide tied to this case?
     
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    Is this how a suicide watch works ?
     
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  13. Mountain

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    In this case yes, to make sure the knot is tied correctly.
     
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  14. 10thSFFD

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    No way!

    Where do you think you live? Mexico? Russia? [slap]
     
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  15. 10thSFFD

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    There 2 known options:
    1. Suicide Watch
    2. Transfer to another safer facility

    Both were tested and approved for media.
     
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  16. gunofthrones

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    We do have a Russian collusion [dance]
     
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    You know that NRA operative called Butina? I wonder if our media could possibly locate her in the prison library. That way we can say for sure that the evil NRA was behind this.
     
  18. 10thSFFD

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    Who needs 2A when government can take care of you!
     
  19. drgrant

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    lol it was probably half- legit, he probably figured hanging himself would suck less than someone else beating him to death with a sack of padlocks or whatever, if he didn't kill himself we know he'd certainly get arkancided....
     
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    I heard all the hard drives containing evidence and names related to this case has suddenly been erased by a burst of radiation from outer space. Purely a random event, of course.
     
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  21. new guy

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    “Justice”
     
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    Everybody knew ‘suicide’ was a real danger, everyone knew he was on the hit list for the names he could give up. Yet, still magically it happened anyway.

    Now, who thinks anyone involved in the soft coup-de-tat will say anything knowing they could get to Epstein?
     
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    All that's missing now is another big mass shooting to make sure this gets wiped off the news cycle.
     
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    Unless this is a fake out. He's alive, and Barr is looking to see how suspects react to the 'suicide'.
     
  25. Golddiggie

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    Yes...
     
  26. Individualist

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    Yeah, past attempts failed. They’re slipping. Not as much coming from the Foundation anymore so they can’t hire the really good talent.
     
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    And didn't even need a park bench.
     
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    Hung himself with a boresnake.
    Close enough for the antis
     
  30. Contramnky

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    Here's a pic of the last known visitor to Epstein before his suicide.
     

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