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Jeffrey Epstein commits suicide

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by richc, Aug 10, 2019.

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    You can do that? I thought a body would be kept by the people investigating the murder. Oh right.... Suicide.... No need to investigate. Okay, take the body then.
     
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    I spicy it up for you: How about a remote possibility that the one who suicided him is no longer with us?
     
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    God father 2. Dead in a culvert...
     
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    Our government does all the right things!

    Our prisons are overcrowded, our guards have to work overtime, our doctors need to get rid of the cadaver, cadaver is quickly picked up by somebody, and what is left is a nice fairy tale for history books.
     
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    Racing his corpse over to the crematorium, so no exhumation of the body can be done at a later date, for independent examination of the remains.
    Arkancide 101 ;)
     
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    What qualifications does someone need to pick up a body anyway? I thought you had to be a spouse or child or something. Can I just go to the morgue, pick out a body and claim it?
     
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    I'm surprised the wasted the time strangling him instead of straight to crematorium....Now that sends a message...
     
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    Well, this is what they picked him up in....
    5766EA32-9045-41B5-9790-B4923514EF5E.jpeg
     
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    Just tell them You Are With Her! ;)

    Rent the U-Haul. They may have more than one for ya.

    phone.jpg
     
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    Jeffrey Epstein’s Bodyguard on His Former Boss’s Lifestyle, Cruelty, and Suicide
    It’s not the teenage girls. I never see the teenage girls. I tell you I never see teenage girls.

    I never see teenage girls in my life at his house. That’s what it is. That’s a misunderstanding. Completely. That’s because — that’s what I’m saying. Most of the time with reporters they give me that kind of questions. “Who told you I see the teenage girls?” I never see the teenage girls in my life. And they said I was —

    Nobody ever wanted to offer me money. I don’t care about money. I want everybody to just leave me alone. Just one thing: When somebody from newspapers write, and from everywhere call you, me, “Red Army f---ing commando.” What that mean exactly?
     
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    Yeah, or Mossad or whoever has come because they want to take the memory chip out of his body or something...

    -Mike
     
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    Hold on. I just remembered. Didn’t he want to cryogenically save his head and pri*k? Maybe they picked him up in an ice cream truck.
    [rofl]
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    Lol who is this birdbrain reporter that interviewed him?

    Apparently reporter thinks that this suicide somehow isn't suspicious... [rofl]

    -Mike


     
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    Total riot! That bodyguard was probably packing as he was speaking....
     
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND it circles back to Fredo!
     
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    I found it odd that for the type of resources Epstein had, he did not have many fail-safes or deadman’s triggers in place for any scenario other than a complete self-motivated suicide.
     
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    Mmm.

    Maybe that’s what he WANTS us to think...
     
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    How would you know if he did or not?
    Plus, the guy had enough wealth and connections to put a hit out on himself if he really wanted to be dead.
    The suicide / corpse switcheroo... sounds like he had the brains and forethought to arrange that if he wanted... maybe it worked, or maybe it didnt.
    If you were a sociopathic billionaire, it would be simple enough to hire a body double, pay for a bunch of plastic surgery, telling him it was for stand in or other diversionary purposes, and keep the guy on retainer for a few years. then have his necked snapped and swapped onto the gurney. Put on a disguise and EMT uniform, and wheel your body double corpse off to the ambulance.
    Have you never seen a mission impossible movie (cue theme song)
     
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    You just said something I wanted to say: it gives some credence to the theory that the dead man was a body double, doesn’t it?
     
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    Dentist chair on the island could mean the ability to change dental records or match the appearance of them.
     
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    Let’s defer to our #5 dentist on that angle.
     
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    [rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl]

    Maybe he has/had periodontal disease.
     
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    He supposedly had a thing for girls with braces. But I also think altering teeth for falsifying records or keeping clients/trafficked girls away from outside doctors was definitely a thing.

    I have a hard time understanding how a prison was secure enough to hold El Chapo but couldn't handle Epstein. Wouldn't surprise me if the whole incompetence/under-staffing angle is bullshit.
     
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