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It's sunday night...and it's time for something punny
- Thread starter C-pher
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender kicks him out saying, "We don't serve strings in here.".
So the string walks outside, makes a loop, pulls one of his ends through the loop, musses up the strands on one end and walks back in.
The bartender says, "Aren't you the string I just kicked out?".
The string says, "No. I'm a frayed knot.".
So the string walks outside, makes a loop, pulls one of his ends through the loop, musses up the strands on one end and walks back in.
The bartender says, "Aren't you the string I just kicked out?".
The string says, "No. I'm a frayed knot.".
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Speaking of Zzzzzz's, my alarm clock goes off at 5:01. I'd better throw a batch of laundry on and hit the sack myself.
Gooooooood night NorthEastShooters.Com!!!!!!!
FPrice: 5:01 eh? You got the same thing I have? I hate entering round numbers into things. This morning I heated up a cup of tea for 2:43
Arrr
-Weer'd Beard
Arrr
-Weer'd Beard
Good morning...
And yep, it's time to add to the list...
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
And yep, it's time to add to the list...
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
one of the beautiful things about my job is long periods of "shore leave" between fishing trips. the other day I had to decide if I wanted to go to Mass Rifle in my PJs or not....at 9 at night. And the fact that it was Sunday had NOTHING to do with that 8)
Of course while I'm offshore I rarely sleep for longer than 3 hours at a time, so I guess it evens out.
Arrrr
-Weer'd Beard
Of course while I'm offshore I rarely sleep for longer than 3 hours at a time, so I guess it evens out.
Arrrr
-Weer'd Beard
Speaking of the God of Thunder, Thor....
One night there was a terrific party in Valhalla. All the Norse Gods were there, drinking, eating, partying, wenching, and generally having a great old time. The party went on into the wee hours of the morning and everyone partyed until they just dropped off to sleep from exhaustion.
Thor awoke early in the morning and surveyed the scene. Gods, Goddesses, and partyers were all over the place, sound asleep. As he got up and walked around Thor noticed a buxom blonde beauty sitting naked on a table. He was still feeling rather amorous so he walks over to her, puffs out his chest and announces in a deep voice,
"I'm Thor!"
She looks at him and replies:
"You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"
One night there was a terrific party in Valhalla. All the Norse Gods were there, drinking, eating, partying, wenching, and generally having a great old time. The party went on into the wee hours of the morning and everyone partyed until they just dropped off to sleep from exhaustion.
Thor awoke early in the morning and surveyed the scene. Gods, Goddesses, and partyers were all over the place, sound asleep. As he got up and walked around Thor noticed a buxom blonde beauty sitting naked on a table. He was still feeling rather amorous so he walks over to her, puffs out his chest and announces in a deep voice,
"I'm Thor!"
She looks at him and replies:
"You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"
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