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What I saw yesterday was an episode of "Real Housewives in Low Orbit" and nothing more. Blue Origin is lame, Boy Scout rocketry day on a slightly grander scale.
Didn’t William shatner go up there for a much longer time? These women went up and back in 11 minutes, but I thought I remembered shatner simulcasted floating around and talking to people via video feed?
 
Didn’t William shatner go up there for a much longer time? These women went up and back in 11 minutes, but I thought I remembered shatner simulcasted floating around and talking to people via video feed?
Slightly less actually.

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That is the one person I will agree deserved to go up there due to his involvement in Star Trek. Although he was not the creator, Captain Kirk no doubt inspired many to pursue a career in space exploration.
 
Regarding the Blue Origin NS-31 flight; my 10 year old brain could not help laughing every time they talked about the brave all women crew, then showed the giant penis shaped ship they are riding on. Seems like a Mel Brooks skit from Space Balls or something. I also question the use of the term 'crew' and 'astronaut'. They seem more like passengers than anything else. I thought that was part of the point they were trying to prove: so simple even Katy Perry can do it.

Still very cool to see though. I think SpaceX puts on a better show and these guys are trying to copy their production, but any space travel is cool to me. Reminds me of the Zefram Cocoran episode of STNG.
 
Regarding the Blue Origin NS-31 flight; my 10 year old brain could not help laughing every time they talked about the brave all women crew, then showed the giant penis shaped ship they are riding on. Seems like a Mel Brooks skit from Space Balls or something. I also question the use of the term 'crew' and 'astronaut'. They seem more like passengers than anything else. I thought that was part of the point they were trying to prove: so simple even Katy Perry can do it.

Still very cool to see though. I think SpaceX puts on a better show and these guys are trying to copy their production, but any space travel is cool to me. Reminds me of the Zefram Cocoran episode of STNG.
I prefer to think of this launch as an "unmanned flight".
 
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That is the one person I will agree deserved to go up there due to his involvement in Star Trek. Although he was not the creator, Captain Kirk no doubt inspired many to pursue a career in space exploration.
Supposedly they're at least some number of hundred thousand dollars a seat.

If I had that kind of stupid money, I'd STILL want to buy and drive a Stinkbug just to piss people off.

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Supposedly they're at least some number of hundred thousand dollars a seat.

If I had that kind of stupid money, I'd STILL want to buy and drive a Stinkbug just to piss people off.

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I’m assuming that bezos ate those costs in exchange for publicity. I can guarantee you that Oprah didn’t give him a single cent to send her girlfriend into space, and he probably has some Amazon content deal with Katy Perry in exchange for her seat. Other than his plastic fantastic lady friend, I have no clue who the other women were. Gotta love how Oprah’s girlfriend just ignores him when she comes out of the capsule and walks past him as if he didn’t exist. Class act.

He should have sent up a capsule filled with trannys and called it an all female crew and the press coverage would have been even bigger. He’s part of the globalist reptilian death cult, so, it would have been a great opportunity to get further up the hierarchy by bending the knee. He could have gotten a sponsorship from Always tampons to offset his costs.
 
Didn’t William shatner go up there for a much longer time? These women went up and back in 11 minutes, but I thought I remembered shatner simulcasted floating around and talking to people via video feed?
It is the world's tallest roller coaster. Nothing more. Most of the members of this particular group of ladies make their living going up and down on penis shaped objects so right in their ballywick. I wonder if the combines plastic surgery costs for this group surpasses the ticket price.

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It is the world's tallest roller coaster. Nothing more. Most of the members of this particular group of ladies make their living going up and down on penis shaped objects so right in their ballywick. I wonder if the combines plastic surgery costs for this group surpasses the ticket price.

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