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Insensitive Shark Merchandise Terrorized Cape Cod

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by 10thSFFD, May 16, 2019.

  1. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA NES Member

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    Well I'm offended. Those things just triggered me.

    Although I have to be honest - I'm coming off of a Stage 5 trigger from this morning's Dunks run. The young person-who's-gender-I-did-not-assume told me to "have a nice day." How dare . . . . "it" say that? Talk about oppression. DEMANDING I have a nice day. What if I WANT a bad day??? How dare "it"!!!!

    So yeah, funny towels and stuff - totally offended right now. I may never go back to Crapmiss Tree Shop again. . . . which I was last in in 1990-something.
     
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  2. jpk

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    What a bunch of whiny butt hurt bitches
     
  3. BigTimber

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    Have a tee with one chewing on trump Quint style and the shirts will be back on the shelves in a hot minute.
     
  4. xtry51

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  5. Scott7980

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    This is the stuff that makes me roll down the window next to Subaru’s and laugh at them
     
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  6. TC McQuade

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    We need to start a rally at the 2 bridges and protest the removal of the lovable shark paraphernalia missing from the store shelves. I've got a shark pillow that I bought there in the 80's and I sleep with it every night. I am offended and my feelings are hurt! Where's the crying room?

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  7. 10thSFFD

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    I am offended by X 3 Shops in MA. Is their merchandise appropriate for our sophisticated and globally aware community?
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  8. 10thSFFD

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  9. hminsky

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    Saw the news last night, they have this all under control. They are putting up SIGNS !
    And placing trauma kits at the life guard stations too !
    Hope those businesses on the cape enjoy their bankruptcy.
    A real plan would involve tossing the bunny hugging moonbats that run their mouth out the second floor window and then organize a program to reduce the seal population plus shoot any shark that comes near the beach.
    Assuming there is even any beach left to walk on in this state between April and October anyway because we don't want to scare the f*cking piping plovers.
     
  11. SpaceCritter

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    All this reminds me... it's been FOREVER since I've had a good shark steak.
     
  12. Spanz

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    screw sharks, what about Narwhals?
     
  13. ISOTOX

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    All I can say is Sharks! Eat early eat often!
     
  14. BTSDOG

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    A river runs thru it........
    D985B435-BB59-475E-B77E-6030896A0884.png Not to get too off subject, but they should sell this one to offend all the WHINEY BITCHES....
     
  15. ThePreBanMan

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    That shirt.........is awesome.
     
  16. Scott7980

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    free advertising by bed bath and beyond, start an outrage, get it in paper and online and don't pay for your name all over. your just being used
     
  17. nstassel

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    I think they should play up the shark angle for tourism. Shirts with big sharks and slogans like "Cape cod: come for the beaches, stay because you don't have any legs left." Stuff like that.
     
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  18. Dennis in MA

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    Cape Cod. Eat here. Play here. Die here. ROFL!!!!
     
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  19. Pete85

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    Can we ban Baby Shark while we're at it?
     
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    This state is polluted with pussies and beta cucks
     
  22. Coyote33

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    You'd think they would change with the times. Use the "shark popularity" to make more $$$!
     
  23. Rob Boudrie

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  24. AllaSnackbah

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    Yo where can i get a preban shark eating a tourist towel?
     
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  25. Spanz

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    just LOADS of micro-aggressions, and Major aggressions against these sharks. they ARE sensitive animals...just misunderstood!

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  26. mothybee

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    Finally! A "common sense" idea about shark control! Maybe limit the size and amount of teeth too. I salute you sir!
     
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  27. 10thSFFD

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    There will be a hearing about the MASS proposal to limit all resident sharks to 10 teeth. Only migrating sharks, who do not have a legal residency in MASS waters, may grandfather all their teeth while being protected by the MASS Waters Sanctuary Agreement blessed by Crying Baker. MASS will require $895K to create a new office of Shark Spotters which will manage the process and hire the outside union contractors to protect our citizens from being harmed by any weapon grade sharks.
     
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    Finally, laws we can sink our teeth into.........................Ya ya ya, I know.
     
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    I saw a shark today
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    Seals aren't white meat. And they don't taste very good.
     

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