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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by PATRON, Jul 20, 2019.

  1. PATRON

    PATRON NES Life Member NES Member

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  2. Reptile

    Reptile NES Member

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    Best to poop before showering.

    Clean your undercarriage in the shower.

    Wipe your undercarriage real well after pooping if you poop after showering.

    After a couple hours, wipe your undercarriage - just because.

    If you want to get real fancy, today would be a good day for these...

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-F...MI5JGo4uXC4wIVh5-fCh0NJgKFEAYYByABEgLdNPD_BwE

    DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS

    NES RULE #1:

    DON'T WIPE STANDING UP!!!


    PRAY THERE IS NOT A GUN SHOW THIS WEEKEND


    In 100 degree heat, drink 1 cup of water every 15 minutes.

    Do not exceed 6 cups per hour.
     
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  3. Jason Flare

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    How are you handling the, “Don’t wipe while standing up?”
     
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    Load your rifle and not your pants , Got it . . . . . . . thanks for the PSA ! . . . ?
     
  6. Hetzer

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    Always wipe standing up you uncivilized barbarians.
     
  7. SERE

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    Add baby wipes into the mix when your not feeling summer fresh.
     
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  9. Spanz

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    What about HYDRATION???? Make sure you have plenty of emergency pops available today:

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    You poor, poor guys!
    Would you like to spend the day in a high volume kitchen with me? We have steamers, ovens, a grill, 2 steam tables and a warmer running at all times. AC is not a thing.
     
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  11. one-eyed Jack

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    And of course the ice maker in my fridge decided to quit. Using ice cube trays. Also have a lot of bottles of ice and a bag of it downstairs in the freezer. No way am I doing warm martinis this weekend. Jack.
     
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  12. Reptile

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    Drinking alcohol today is a great way to get very sick.
     
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  13. one-eyed Jack

    one-eyed Jack Manufacturer Dealer NES Member

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    Can't prove that by me. After all these years I'm immune. Jack.
     
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  14. Hetzer

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    No thanks but kudos to you, that totally sucks. I worked in a kitchen once, in a function hall, it at least attempted a/c and it sucked.
     
  15. BTSDOG

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    A river runs thru it........
    FEB8548A-80A1-494A-8D84-2E35F9FDBF82.jpeg Dump some of this in your shorts.......Like a cool winter breeze........
     
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    You have to go commando in this weather. Underwear is nothing but a sweat sponge on days like this.
     
  17. Wickedcoolname

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    Nah. Just alternate every other drink with a glass of water. I was at an outdoor pre-wedding party yesterday and I had 5 glasses of bourbon with a glass of water in between each one. I felt great, and no hangover today.
     
  18. Reptile

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    That would be a disaster!

    Your unit will turn to paste.
     
  19. Spanz

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    worked in one during high school. valle's steak house in Hartford. One day in the summer, we had a partial power failure, and the air conditioning went out. The kitchen temp rose about 30 def F in ten minutes. THAT was hot
     
  20. one-eyed Jack

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    I'm cutting my vodka and ice with Gatorade to keep the volume of liquid up. Jack.
     
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    When I wipe my under carriage standing up my ball joints get in the way. Jack.
     
  22. Len-2A Training

    Len-2A Training Instructor Instructor NES Life Member NES Member

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    Back in the early '70s I oftentimes had to go into hot reactor compartments on subs right after shutdown to troubleshoot problems wearing a bunny suit. Even though I only stayed as short a time as possible, it was probably >100F, much like today.
     
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    NES pool party!!
    Who’s hosting ?
     
  24. BTSDOG

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    A river runs thru it........
    Don’t knock it till you tried it........
     
  25. bottle-cap

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    Too hot to work outside. Thinking of cleaning the attic out today instead.
     
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    Open all your windows, turn off the lights and a.c., and watch the 1957 version of this movie:

     
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    Just save some time and poop in the shower. Then just waffle stomp it down the drain.
     
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    My grandparents owned a restaurant, and I was the lead dishwasher.

    No A/C, no fans, just a wicked hot kitchen and leaning over sinks of hot water for 10 hours.

    It was really, really hard work.
     
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    That’s just nasty.
     

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