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Michigan man bowls third 300 game of life, then dies

PORTAGE, Mich. (AP) — A longtime bowler collapsed and died at a bowling alley shortly after rolling the third perfect game of his life.

"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," Johnny D Masters said of Ed Lorenz, who died at a bowling alley shortly after bowling a perfect game.
AP file photo

Ed Lorenz, 69, of Portage, near Kalamazoo, bowled a 300 Wednesday in his first league game of the night at Airway Lanes. When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over, and efforts to revive him failed.

"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," said Johnny D Masters, who was bowling with Lorenz in the Schoolcraft Miller Lite League.

Jim Lawless, who also was bowling in the league, said two nurses who were at the lanes immediately started cardiopulmonary resuscitation and continued until paramedics arrived.

"He's one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet," Lawless told the Kalamazoo Gazette for a Thursday story. "He's one who would encourage any bowler, even if it was someone who was bowling against him."

Friends said Lorenz, a divorced father of four children, started bowling in 1957 and ended last season with a 223 average. He rolled his first two 300 games in a one-week period in October 2004.

In May, Lorenz was inducted into the Kalamazoo Metro Bowling Association Hall of Fame.
 
Michigan man bowls third 300 game of life, then dies

PORTAGE, Mich. (AP) — A longtime bowler collapsed and died at a bowling alley shortly after rolling the third perfect game of his life.

"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," Johnny D Masters said of Ed Lorenz, who died at a bowling alley shortly after bowling a perfect game.
AP file photo

Ed Lorenz, 69, of Portage, near Kalamazoo, bowled a 300 Wednesday in his first league game of the night at Airway Lanes. When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over, and efforts to revive him failed.

"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," said Johnny D Masters, who was bowling with Lorenz in the Schoolcraft Miller Lite League.

Jim Lawless, who also was bowling in the league, said two nurses who were at the lanes immediately started cardiopulmonary resuscitation and continued until paramedics arrived.

"He's one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet," Lawless told the Kalamazoo Gazette for a Thursday story. "He's one who would encourage any bowler, even if it was someone who was bowling against him."

Friends said Lorenz, a divorced father of four children, started bowling in 1957 and ended last season with a 223 average. He rolled his first two 300 games in a one-week period in October 2004.

In May, Lorenz was inducted into the Kalamazoo Metro Bowling Association Hall of Fame.
 
Michigan man bowls third 300 game of life, then dies

PORTAGE, Mich. (AP) — A longtime bowler collapsed and died at a bowling alley shortly after rolling the third perfect game of his life.

"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," Johnny D Masters said of Ed Lorenz, who died at a bowling alley shortly after bowling a perfect game.
AP file photo

Ed Lorenz, 69, of Portage, near Kalamazoo, bowled a 300 Wednesday in his first league game of the night at Airway Lanes. When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over, and efforts to revive him failed.

"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," said Johnny D Masters, who was bowling with Lorenz in the Schoolcraft Miller Lite League.

Jim Lawless, who also was bowling in the league, said two nurses who were at the lanes immediately started cardiopulmonary resuscitation and continued until paramedics arrived.

"He's one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet," Lawless told the Kalamazoo Gazette for a Thursday story. "He's one who would encourage any bowler, even if it was someone who was bowling against him."

Friends said Lorenz, a divorced father of four children, started bowling in 1957 and ended last season with a 223 average. He rolled his first two 300 games in a one-week period in October 2004.

In May, Lorenz was inducted into the Kalamazoo Metro Bowling Association Hall of Fame.
 
Well...if he loved to bowl, then I guess there'd be worse ways for him to go. One of the guys in our unit dropped dead with a heart attack after doing a tactical a couple years ago. I seriously doubt that he would have chosen another.
 
Well...if he loved to bowl, then I guess there'd be worse ways for him to go. One of the guys in our unit dropped dead with a heart attack after doing a tactical a couple years ago. I seriously doubt that he would have chosen another.
 
Well...if he loved to bowl, then I guess there'd be worse ways for him to go. One of the guys in our unit dropped dead with a heart attack after doing a tactical a couple years ago. I seriously doubt that he would have chosen another.
 
Well this only demonstrates that bowlers should have a complete health screening prior to obtaining their license to bowl. Remember, bowling kills people...it should ultimately outlawed but that not being possible in the short run, the real answer is to simply legislate it out of existance. I propose that in Mass we introduce a License to Bowl (LTB) the highest license would be for all bowling, candle pin and big ball, we'll call that a Class A All Lawful Bowling, then depending on one's EKG and personal suitability it could be restricted to a Class A Big Ball Only. Finally Candlepin Bowlers could get the Class B Restricted Candlepin Only License. Each bowler would have to provide evidence of instruction in bowling from a certified instructor and membership in a recognized bowling league prior to licensing. All Bowling team captains would have to have a minium of 300 hours of CPR training and each Bowling Alley would have to provide the requisite first aid equipment. Each ball would also have this warning engraved on it: "According to the Massachusetts Attorney General, Bowling can be hazardous to your health." Each bowling ball would also have to meet the AG's drop test before it could be sold.

If these measures were introduced countless lives could be saved every year in bowling allies, I know it would be a sacrifice, but afterall it takes a village, and it is for the children.

Mark
 
Well this only demonstrates that bowlers should have a complete health screening prior to obtaining their license to bowl. Remember, bowling kills people...it should ultimately outlawed but that not being possible in the short run, the real answer is to simply legislate it out of existance. I propose that in Mass we introduce a License to Bowl (LTB) the highest license would be for all bowling, candle pin and big ball, we'll call that a Class A All Lawful Bowling, then depending on one's EKG and personal suitability it could be restricted to a Class A Big Ball Only. Finally Candlepin Bowlers could get the Class B Restricted Candlepin Only License. Each bowler would have to provide evidence of instruction in bowling from a certified instructor and membership in a recognized bowling league prior to licensing. All Bowling team captains would have to have a minium of 300 hours of CPR training and each Bowling Alley would have to provide the requisite first aid equipment. Each ball would also have this warning engraved on it: "According to the Massachusetts Attorney General, Bowling can be hazardous to your health." Each bowling ball would also have to meet the AG's drop test before it could be sold.

If these measures were introduced countless lives could be saved every year in bowling allies, I know it would be a sacrifice, but afterall it takes a village, and it is for the children.

Mark
 
Well this only demonstrates that bowlers should have a complete health screening prior to obtaining their license to bowl. Remember, bowling kills people...it should ultimately outlawed but that not being possible in the short run, the real answer is to simply legislate it out of existance. I propose that in Mass we introduce a License to Bowl (LTB) the highest license would be for all bowling, candle pin and big ball, we'll call that a Class A All Lawful Bowling, then depending on one's EKG and personal suitability it could be restricted to a Class A Big Ball Only. Finally Candlepin Bowlers could get the Class B Restricted Candlepin Only License. Each bowler would have to provide evidence of instruction in bowling from a certified instructor and membership in a recognized bowling league prior to licensing. All Bowling team captains would have to have a minium of 300 hours of CPR training and each Bowling Alley would have to provide the requisite first aid equipment. Each ball would also have this warning engraved on it: "According to the Massachusetts Attorney General, Bowling can be hazardous to your health." Each bowling ball would also have to meet the AG's drop test before it could be sold.

If these measures were introduced countless lives could be saved every year in bowling allies, I know it would be a sacrifice, but afterall it takes a village, and it is for the children.

Mark
 
Lynne said:
Cross-X said:
Who'd a thunk it -- people use bowling pins for _bowling_???

Unique function for them....but there are some folks who don't shoot, so, we'll let them borrow them.

[wink]


I just wish those rollers wouldn't sell 'em back to us so expensively.

Ever since bowling alley managers caught on that old pins have value to shooters, the price has gone from just-take-'em-away to as much as fifty cents a pin!
 
Lynne said:
Cross-X said:
Who'd a thunk it -- people use bowling pins for _bowling_???

Unique function for them....but there are some folks who don't shoot, so, we'll let them borrow them.

[wink]


I just wish those rollers wouldn't sell 'em back to us so expensively.

Ever since bowling alley managers caught on that old pins have value to shooters, the price has gone from just-take-'em-away to as much as fifty cents a pin!
 
Lynne said:
Cross-X said:
Who'd a thunk it -- people use bowling pins for _bowling_???

Unique function for them....but there are some folks who don't shoot, so, we'll let them borrow them.

[wink]


I just wish those rollers wouldn't sell 'em back to us so expensively.

Ever since bowling alley managers caught on that old pins have value to shooters, the price has gone from just-take-'em-away to as much as fifty cents a pin!
 
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