In Honor of Daylight Savings Time -- A Joke

[Cross-X]

Friend

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined
to track down the father to extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

 

[Moderator]

So I am sitting at work right now, why am I not working? Aperently I didn't get the f*cking memo about Daylight savings [evil]

 

[Weerd Beard]

my old wrist watch used to change its self!

of course the first time it did that I had already turned the clock back.

I was a little out of sorts for a bit 8)

Arrrr

-Weer'd Beard

 

[C-pher]

While we as adults get an extra hour of sleep. The children don't understand that...so they are just up an hour earlier.

 

[Grifter]

Girl I was dating last night has a curfew of 1 am. ( no young jokes, her family is just very religious) Apparently her mother didn't appreciate the humor in us being late and blaming it on daylight savings time.

Ah well.

 

[C-pher]

Girl I was dating last night has a curfew of 1 am. ( no young jokes, her family is just very religious) Apparently her mother didn't appreciate the humor in us being late and blaming it on daylight savings time.

Ah well.

I loved that one when I was young. I would have to be home by 2. So, when it was two, we would turn the clocks back an hour and then stay out another hour. My mom would yell at me. She didn't like it either.

Yet, I never did it in Spring...But my Mom would have a comment because she said if I do it in the fall, I should in the Spring.

I didn't think that it was funny.