Imagine how people can think like this

[Pilgrim]

You gotta read some of this.............................


The Terrible Truth About Gun Owners"
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.7.23.174429.116.html

"Ban All Guns Now!"
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.11.6.21654.1217.html

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"Self-defense
Perhaps the most common justification is that of "self-defense." Rather than relying on our highly trained police force, these people believe in some sort of vigilante justice, not unlike cowboys and robbers in the old west. Books such as More Guns, Less Crime argue for this.

Suppose a person breaks into your house at night and attacks you with a knife. Now, according to the right-wing point of view, you would be justified in shooting him with the gun you keep hidden under your pillow.

However, it is impossible to truly understand the circumstances leading up to this person's breaking into your house. Perhaps he is a minority. Maybe he was made fun of in school for being a homosexual. He is probably poor. Knowing these facts, how can you, an upper middle class exploiter, be justified in ending this man's life? The answer is: you can't.

In fact this man is homeless and was merely looking for some food to feed his starving family. By killing him in so-called self-defense you are no better than a common murderer. "
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hminsky]

That is obviously a satire. I hope.

 

[Jose]

I am so confused. I am a minority (Puerto Rican), yet I am also a heavily armed, middle class exploiter.

Whatever will I do if someone attacks me? Wait, let me think..... How about defend myself with extreme prejudice?

What a bunch of numb nuts.

 

[taz-2005]

Remember Liberalism is a mental disorder.

 

[Cross-X]

I am so confused. I am a minority (Puerto Rican), yet I am also a heavily armed, middle class exploiter.

Whatever will I do if someone attacks me? Wait, let me think..... How about defend myself with extreme prejudice?

What a bunch of numb nuts.

I think I get it -- according to that writer, you can only shoot rich white burglars.

 

[Twigg]

I think democrats with cars are far more dangerous !

 

[Jose]

I think I get it -- according to that writer, you can only shoot rich white burglars.

Yeah...........THAT'S the ticket!

 

[BigRich06]

Those two articles make me sick. I cant believe people are that stupid and un-educated. Until a violent crime happens to them or thier immediate family they will never understand. When some thug goes up to them in the subway or on the street and beats them or even shoots them for thier wallets they will learn. Even though in the atricle it says that if some guy 3 times the size of you picks a fight then u should take the beating and go to the gym more often.

 

[runJonnyrun]

Oh yeah, those articles are pretty whacked out. I went a little deeper and read a few others on that website. They're all whacked, and I do mean whacked. I _hope_ it's all satire, could anyone really think like that? Perhaps this is the end result of a deep anxiety regarding societal interaction and a problematic and habitual drug habit? We can only hope....

 

[dwarven1]

Good grief, Pilgrim - where do you find this sh*t???

Note that this dog-spew was penned by an anonymous writer - no doubt he is afraid of the criticism that would be heaped on his head if he had the testicles to admit to authoring this venomous crap.

Ross

 

[SiameseRat]

Did anybody see this poll?

Gun owners are
drunken sots 0%
fundamentalist lunatics 6%
anti-government wackos 12%
child killers 9%
all of the above 70%

 

[LoginName]

Sounds like both authors are either...

A) genuinely bat shit crazy...

or

B) deliberately yanking peoples chains.

The first author is "Anonymous Reader" (yeah, that gives s/he/it some credibility).

The second author comes off like some National Lampoon parody of what a rabid barking at the moon Liberal would be like (read some of the other postings).





"When the US goes to war with Iraq, your fancy car isn't going to be worth the metal it's made out of. Yep, I'm talking about gasoline rationing. The whole middle east and russia are going to shut off oil supplies to the USA and we're all going to be screwed! Well, not all of us. I long ago invested in a hemp-fueled car. Big Oil and Big Auto hate this baby because it threatens their stranglehold on the world, but that makes me love it even more! While all you fossil-fueled dinosaurs are standing at the gas pump shaking your fist in the air, I'm going to be speeding by in my 100% clean running hemp-powered car".

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2002.8.10.195020.694.html#23



"It is obvious to me that like so many of the world's minorities, Arabs are victims of American imperialism and oppression. They cannot be blamed for their actions on September 11th -- it was an action taken in self-defense. As victims, the terrorists need to be treated with respect and honor.

Instead of war, what we need is peace. To implement this I suggest we make what is called a "peace offering." We should erect two enormous skyscrapers in downtown Kabul and name them the World Peace Center. Of course we will also pay for and construct the new "twin towers" ourselves. Along with this, as a sign of good faith, we should destroy our entire military. Every battleship, every helicopter, every tank, etc. disassembled and destroyed. Even our assault rifles should be destroyed.

Once our military is destroyed, the world will understand that we are serious about peace. Terrorists will stop attacking us because they will see the overflowing love in our hearts. Jew and Arab will embrace each other with tears of joy, rather than fear. Crime will fall, and no longer will we need to lock our doors at night.

As the famous pacifist/genius Albert Einstein said, "All we need is love."

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.9.24.203855.101.html#24


"As a lifelong Liberal (bleeding heart and proud of it), I take offense at your stereotyping of Liberals. We are not killers. The "Liberalist Regime" has never been in power in the United States of Amerikkka long enough to make a difference, but if we were, we'd pass a law making War and Violence illegal.

As an oppressed class, terrorists need to be treated with respect and dignity. This is the policy of the "U.S. Liberal Regime" -- not violence. We realize that USia is seen as an "evil empire" as you succinctly put it, and to counter this negative image we have encouraged many programs like Affirmative Action and Meals On Wheels.

Yes, George W. Bush and his cronies may have a stranglehold on our country now, but please don't think that all Americans share his views. Myself and other members of the Liberalist Regime, Inc. are working hard to have him kicked out of office. We are even hiring interns to seduce him (so far we've not been successful).

Of course there are a few minor exceptions to our policy of non-violence: I for one encourage the killing of Americans, so long as they are white males. Also, Palestinians. Palestinians should be all killed. Why? Simply because the best way to end oppression is to kill the oppressors!

Thoughtfully yours,
Richard"

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.10.22.123425.10.html#10

More raving lunacy...

 

[Buffalo Bill]

I don't care what causes a person to act the way they do. Parental abuse or their old Catholic nun whacking their knuckles with a ruler, If a person invades my home, or attacks me or my family, he is going to be taken away in a body bag. Period.

 

[SnakeEye]

clearly this person suffers from some form of paranoid schizophrenia.

 

[senorFrog]

"Self-defense
Perhaps the most common justification is that of "self-defense." Rather than relying on our highly trained police force, these people believe in some sort of vigilante justice, not unlike cowboys and robbers in the old west. Books such as More Guns, Less Crime argue for this.

You mean "cops and robbers" or "cowboys and indians"?

Suppose a person breaks into your house at night and attacks you with a knife. Now, according to the right-wing point of view, you would be justified in shooting him with the gun you keep hidden under your pillow.

I don't plan on shooting him, I plan on killing him.

However, it is impossible to truly understand the circumstances leading up to this person's breaking into your house. Perhaps he is a minority. Maybe he was made fun of in school for being a homosexual. He is probably poor. Knowing these facts, how can you, an upper middle class exploiter, be justified in ending this man's life? The answer is: you can't.

Typical self-hating liberal loser. Repeat after me, ALL LIBERALS ARE STUPID.

 

[SiameseRat]

all liberals are stupid

 

[Nashmack]

If this is un NES like, then please by all means censor it

 

[Arioch]

I think I feel sick.

 

[Twigg]

Hey ! The whole web site is an ill-concieved "joke" designed to piss off as many people as possible ! Go back and take another look. Or take my word for it and stop driving their hit counters up !

 

[dwarven1]

Hey ! The whole web site is an ill-concieved "joke" designed to piss off as many people as possible !

And it works very well, doesn't it?

 

[Nickle]

How so very appropriate. That's from the movie Super Troupers, a parody on the VT State Police that doesn't show them as too awfully bad.

A VT State Trooper kicking Al Bore off the Internet is totally appropriaate.

 

[Bolt308]

However, it is impossible to truly understand the circumstances leading up to this person's breaking into your house. Perhaps he is a minority. Maybe he was made fun of in school for being a homosexual. He is probably poor. Knowing these facts, how can you, an upper middle class exploiter, be justified in ending this man's life? The answer is: you can't.

You wanna bet I can't.

 

[daceman63]

"Originally Posted by Pilgrim
However, it is impossible to truly understand the circumstances leading up to this person's breaking into your house. Perhaps he is a minority. Maybe he was made fun of in school for being a homosexual. He is probably poor. Knowing these facts, how can you, an upper middle class exploiter, be justified in ending this man's life? The answer is: you can't.




You wanna bet I can't."

And what gives him the right to break the law for any of these reasons or just because he is poor looking for food for his kids....ever hear of welfare?

Let zippy leave his door open when the idiot comes into his house with a knife. Equal or greater force?????? I choose the latter.