I'm in trouble

[mikeyp]

My 2 year old bit his cheeze-it into the rough shape of a gun and was going "pew pew pew". School's gonna be a byatch lol

 

[ccm75]

Home school him with range time every other day.
You'll be fine.............

 

[Marty McFly]

remember when those small pretzel sticks were cigarettes and the big ones were cigars? those were the days.

 

[DarrenL]

remember when those small pretzel sticks were cigarettes and the big ones were cigars? those were the days.

Why I am I only finding out about this now?

 

[Marty McFly]

Why I am I only finding out about this now?

better late than never. i see a shaws run in your future

 

[mke0039]

Stopped at South of the Border with my kid while driving to Florida. He insisted I pull in after 50 miles of signs promising fireworks.

Somehow we got to talking about how explosives were made.

A week later I get a call from the principle because my 7 year old kid got up to explain to the fireman guest speaker that he knew how to make explosives.

My kid is a chemical engineer now.

We still laugh about that one!

 

[mikeyp]

Stopped at South of the Border with my kid while driving to Florida. He insisted I pull in after 50 miles of signs promising fireworks.

Somehow we got to talking about how explosives were made.

A week later I get a call from the principle because my 7 year old kid got up to explain to the fireman guest speaker that he knew how to make explosives.

My kid is a chemical engineer now.

We still laugh about that one!

Man, if that was now your kid would be hauled off by DCF, you'd be in jail then on the terrorist watch list

 

[dhuze]

I stole this from the funny picture thread, but it needs to go into all appropriate threads.

 

[Obie1]

Well, at least it wasn't a Poptart

 

[mikeyp]

Well, at least it wasn't a Poptart

Maybe he was going for a pocket gun?

 

[Wicked1911]

remember when those small pretzel sticks were cigarettes and the big ones were cigars? those were the days.

Lol made me think of this:

 

[hunt4riches]

Lol made me think of this:

Guilty on all counts except for those things that look like Rainbow-Bright's tampons.

 

[mke0039]

Man, if that was now your kid would be hauled off by DCF, you'd be in jail then on the terrorist watch list

No kidding! They did want to drug the kid in 3rd grade. I told them to **** off, NOTHING was going to scramble my kids brains at that age.

If you actually have to work a little bit teaching him, that is your problem.

Worked out pretty well too.

 

[June4th]

It must have taken some real talent to chew a gun shape out the crispy little cheez-it.

 

[mikeyp]

It must have taken some real talent to chew a gun shape out the crispy little cheez-it.

It was more or less like the pop tart, just smaller. And you have to have a 2 year old's imagination

 

[dcmdon]

So about a month ago I pointed my finger at my 4 year old daughter in the shape of a gun and farted as i "dropped the hammer".
This sent her into about 10 minutes of laughter and hysteria with her yelling "AGAIN, AGAIN AGAIN".

I was very proud.

Then yesterday, 6 year old did it back to me.

Its really sad that my first thought was "oh no how am i going to explain to her that she sholdn't do this in school". I should have been proud!!

My wife looked at me with that look.

 

[xero2099]

remember when those small pretzel sticks were cigarettes and the big ones were cigars? those were the days.

someone beat me too it with the candy cigaretts

 

[dcmdon]

Send the kids to school with some of these.

 

[Medic-554]

I stole this from the funny picture thread, but it needs to go into all appropriate threads.

Lol. Awesome!!


Ma LTC-A
GOAL Member

 

[hunt4riches]

It was more or less like the pop tart, just smaller. And you have to have a 2 year old's imagination

You didn't chew a bayonet lug or flash suppressor so that poptart is still MA compliant.

 

[dcmdon]

And cant' a 16 yr old possess it with a FID? Just not in school.