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I'm bored. I need a Skysoldier post about the blonde on the second floor

F**K OFF boys!

Margaret just got back from Poland[wink]

And she makes the best Vodka I have ever tasted!

Her quote...."Kim, every woman from Poland has to know how bake bread, cook a meal and make Vodka!"

An before you ask, I am not posting a picture of her! You perverts would be fapping to it....get a damn PorbHub account for christsakes!
 
M60 said:
C'mon Skysoldier. Give us a update on the blonde upstairs. Then tell us about the hotty that's helping her mom. Give us something, so we can screw with you a bit. It's been a boring Sunday.
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What....did pornhub cancel your account?
 
ehhh I prefer Wifelovers. Pornhub is a bit stale

and it is the blue HAIR special, always served at 4:00 and they always have a coupon.
 
Speaking of Rattlers, we are just starting our Monsoon season. When it rains, all the arroyos have flash floods, and the rattlesnakes all come up out of the arroyos.

I saw two this morning behind my apartment at the dumpster. I usually let them alone, because they keep the mice population in check, but I saw one today
that would have made a nice hat band. Gonna have to start keeping a shovel handy when I take out the trash.

And....shouldn't this thread be in Off Topic?.....Oh that's right, I forgot you were a dumb Jarhead.[rolleyes]
 
Skysoldier said:
An before you ask, I am not posting a picture of her! You perverts would be fapping to it....get a damn PorbHub account for christsakes!
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Aww, come on Sky....

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Skysoldier said:
F**K OFF boys!

Margaret just got back from Poland[wink]

And she makes the best Vodka I have ever tasted!

Her quote...."Kim, every woman from Poland has to know how bake bread, cook a meal and make Vodka!"

An before you ask, I am not posting a picture of her! You perverts would be fapping to it....get a damn PorbHub account for christsakes!
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Better watch her close Sky. A women who can make vodka, would pair pretty well with a guy who makes AK’s outta shovels. [rofl][rofl]
 
My uncle went out with a Polish woman for quite awhile and frankly she was one amazing woman,wasn't much she couldn't do and honestly don't know why he never married her.
 
Skysoldier said:
F**K OFF boys!

Margaret just got back from Poland[wink]

And she makes the best Vodka I have ever tasted!

Her quote...."Kim, every woman from Poland has to know how bake bread, cook a meal and make Vodka!"

An before you ask, I am not posting a picture of her! You perverts would be fapping to it....get a damn PorbHub account for christsakes!
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Wow Skysoldier. You, Margaret and home made hootch. What could go wrong?
 
Skysoldier said:
Speaking of Rattlers, we are just starting our Monsoon season. When it rains, all the arroyos have flash floods, and the rattlesnakes all come up out of the arroyos.

I saw two this morning behind my apartment at the dumpster. I usually let them alone, because they keep the mice population in check, but I saw one today
that would have made a nice hat band. Gonna have to start keeping a shovel handy when I take out the trash.

And....shouldn't this thread be in Off Topic?.....Oh that's right, I forgot you were a dumb Jarhead.[rolleyes]
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Well, it's a general discussion regarding you and your stable of ladies. The guys enjoy a go around with you wherever they can find it, so cut the crap and give up the 411 on the vodka hottie.
 
Skysoldier said:
Speaking of Rattlers, we are just starting our Monsoon season. When it rains, all the arroyos have flash floods, and the rattlesnakes all come up out of the arroyos.

I saw two this morning behind my apartment at the dumpster. I usually let them alone, because they keep the mice population in check, but I saw one today
that would have made a nice hat band. Gonna have to start keeping a shovel handy when I take out the trash.

And....shouldn't this thread be in Off Topic?.....Oh that's right, I forgot you were a dumb Jarhead.[rolleyes]
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I can't believe you don't kill the rattlers. You leave them for the girls to take a bite? I get it. Rattlers get the two lezzies, they die, then two hotties move in and replace the lezzies, Man you are a smooth operator.
When I went through jungle training at Camp Pendleton, back in 68, They made us kill and take a bite of a rattler, to show us how to procure a food source in the jungle. Damn thing was still wiggling. It shows you that at that point, they didn't have the slightest idea how to train us for Nam at the time. Anyway, that was the first rattler I had ever seen for real. We poked a stick in a hole in the ground and had to guess what hole the rattler would exit from. Then use the forked end of a stick to pin his head, then pick him up, snap his neck, peel the skin and take a bite. It was a crappy detail for a guy who had never even seen a rattler for real. If we failed to do it, we were denied liberty and we were flying to Nam in a few days. First rattler or not, that sucker was getting dead. We went to TJ that night. We saw the girl and donkey show. A lotta shit to absorb in one day for a guy who just turned 19 years old.
 
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