If you won Powerball...

I'd just give the friggin ticket to my sons and let them figure it out. Jack.
This is the one reason not to sign a ticket. Before signing, you get to choose who cashes it - you, your offspring, split 50/50 with the waitress you offered the share of as a tip, or the drug dealer willing to pay cash face value off the books so you don't have any income to declare and she can use the winning ticket as a laundry machine.

Just kidding about that last option. [laugh2]
 
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Id by the building next door to these idiots and open my own fabric store, selling everything at half their prices. Spite store!View attachment 620839
I'd consider posting "Ban Wool - Stop the slaughter" in the gun shop window.

Yeah, it isn't factually accurate, but that never stopped the opponents of individual rights.
 
Anyone who didn't say hookers and blow hasn't experienced one of life's greatest pleasures. Bet Bezos flies in his favorite pornstars and IG models and pays em 10 grand for a weekend to do whatever he wants. There used to be a site called 'TagTheSponsor' but I think some of the girls featured on it complained so it got taken down. Concierge prostitution is still a game for the extremely wealthy.
 
I have new found visions from a post earlier.


1million in guns and my own indoor and outdoor range. 100 yards indoors. 1000 yards outdoors and action pits.

Oh and ammo. I'd work to pay for ammo.


Only people that would know is me. I'd also have a second house that if you someone wanted to visit, I'd use that with my 06 ford
 
Anyone who didn't say hookers and blow hasn't experienced one of life's greatest pleasures. Bet Bezos flies in his favorite pornstars and IG models and pays em 10 grand for a weekend to do whatever he wants. There used to be a site called 'TagTheSponsor' but I think some of the girls featured on it complained so it got taken down. Concierge prostitution is still a game for the extremely wealthy.
Unless your Robert Kraft. In his case it’s the Florida, lower tier, middle age, strip mall handjob boutique.
 
Unless your Robert Kraft. In his case it’s the Florida lower tier middle age strip mall handjob boutique.
The idiot decided to visit a run down asian massage parlor. Play it like the rich bois do - DM the hot IG bikini 'influencers', charter their flight and spend with em a fun weekend in Dubai or Vegas on top of a 10K stipend for the weekend. They'll show appreciation.
 
I'd keep it secret and hope nobody kills me for my money.

I'd also hire the most sophisticated technology known to man and the best Harvard educated doctors money can buy to test all my IG models for diseases.

None of this "oh, I was just tested" BS and a photo shopped medical certificate from some slut who has trains run on her every weekend.

She'll be drenched in white vinegar and if she lights up like a Christmas tree under UV light - she gets kicked to the curb.
 
I would build a Shooters World type store (Orlando Gun store and shooting range) right off 128 near me. Think a 75K square foot temple to all shooting sports. Just throw money to get it built. Pay off the right people and get it approved.

Ignore Maura’s list and sell anything in the published list. She sends a letter I send it to the lawyers and let them deal with it. You looking for an AR, sure. There’s a whole rack over there. The new Glocks are over there.

Find a way to have “gun trucks” (think food trucks but for guns) park by buybacks and offer to legally (and fairly) buy guns from people who want to get rid of them. “We buy guns with CA$$$H”. “Guns going to good homes.”

Right over the front door I’d have pictures of people who are forbidden from entering (Maura, Tall Duvall, fake Indian, oathbreaker Seth etc.). Above it I would have “All domestic enemys of the Constitution are forbidden from this Sacred Place of Freedom.”

I would wear a big ten gallon hat and two sequential older Pythons on my hips. Might change my mind in the Pythons. Perhaps the Pythons would be my Tuesday guns, NighHawks could be the Wednesday guns etc. Heck it’s only money.

Maybe even start a gun religion and have Sunday services in the shooting lanes. Get the IRS to recognize it. Have fun with 1A.

Similar to Plabet Fitness’s “Lunk Alarm”, we would have a Fudd Alarm. The first Fuddish comment would trigger. “I Don see why you would ever…” Alarm sounds and “Fudd alert, mind your own goddamn business” Would go over the intercom.

As you come in you’re given a small apron to hide the massive errection you would be experiencing upon entering and seeing the promised land.

Oh the liberal aneurysms it would cause.
 
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The idiot decided to visit a run down asian massage parlor. Play it like the rich bois do - DM the hot IG bikini 'influencers', charter their flight and spend with em a fun weekend in Dubai or Vegas on top of a 10K stipend for the weekend. They'll show appreciation.
The Asians keep their mouth shut, the IG whore would have it all over the interwebz before Kraft had zipped up his fly.
 
The Asians keep their mouth shut, the IG whore would have it all over the interwebz before Kraft had zipped up his fly.
Problem is as we've seen, cops don't catch the real violent criminals but they rather stake out rub n tug places and cuff guys just tryna get a nut.
 
Pay off bills, buy a house around $150k somewhere in an obscure part of NH, and then buy Miroku. Cash value of PowerBall is currently at around $88 million and Miroku is worth around $36 million. Put say around $25m into the company to get some modern machinery.
 
I'd keep it secret and hope nobody kills me for my money.

I'd also hire the most sophisticated technology known to man and the best Harvard educated doctors money can buy to test all my IG models for diseases.

None of this "oh, I was just tested" BS and a photo shopped medical certificate from some slut who has trains run on her every weekend.

She'll be drenched in white vinegar and if she lights up like a Christmas tree under UV light - she gets kicked to the curb.
For a second there I thought you liked your hookers pickled.
 
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