If I go dark, the USPS has me.

[Grendizer138]

Donated some pre-ban AR mags to a friend today. Brought the flat-rate box in all buttoned up and the clerk weighs it and says “oh, there’s a better option”. He gets a smaller box and says “it’ll fit in here, right?” then starts opening my box. My butt start’s puckering up from many years of living in Massachusetts and he pulls them out and says “Oh…I haven’t seen these in long time”. Oh f***. I say “yeah, they’re uhh collectibles” and he responds with a side-eye. f***!

Then he says “I used them in my day too in the Marines”, zips the new box up while we make some Coast Guard jokes, then says “you saved $11! Here’s your receipt and have a great day!”

I know the free staters are chuckling, but I’m looking out for agents right now!

 

[SgtHal75]

Why did you let him open your box?

 

[yogi]

SWAT en route! Put your hands on the wall and spread ‘em. Hide dog too.

 

[MadatMarek]

Was this your first transgender experience? All this box talk and butt puckering leaves me suspicious

 

[free]

Why did you let him open your box?

It all happened so quick. . .

 

[Broc]

Why did you let him open your box?

This.

 

[flippinfleck]

General area? I want to watch the black choppers on adsbexchange!

 

[n1oty]

Donated some pre-ban AR mags to a friend today. Brought the flat-rate box in all buttoned up and the clerk weighs it and says “oh, there’s a better option”. He gets a smaller box and says “it’ll fit in here, right?” then starts opening my box. My butt start’s puckering up from many years of living in Massachusetts and he pulls them out and says “Oh…I haven’t seen these in long time”. Oh f***. I say “yeah, they’re uhh collectibles” and he responds with a side-eye. f***!

Then he says “I used them in my day too in the Marines”, zips the new box up while we make some Coast Guard jokes, then says “you saved $11! Here’s your receipt and have a great day!”

I know the free staters are chuckling, but I’m looking out for agents right now!

OP is going to bum blast prison!!!

 

[Brin747]

 

[not new guy]

It all happened so quick. . .

I was drunk
He seemed nice
He had paid for dinner

 

[Lowbird]

OP goin to jail!

 

[Marty McFly]

Be glad it wasn't really something illegal

 

[FalArAk]

I would be more concerned with theft, those mags will never make it out of that post office.

Right after he opened them, I would have asked to purchase an additional $500 worth of insurance for "reasons" lol

 

[Daddy Mac]

Hey, eleven bucks is eleven bucks, am I right?

 

[namedpipes]

It all happened so quick. . .

 

[In God We Trust]

Donated some pre-ban AR mags to a friend today. Brought the flat-rate box in all buttoned up and the clerk weighs it and says “oh, there’s a better option”. He gets a smaller box and says “it’ll fit in here, right?” then starts opening my box. My butt start’s puckering up from many years of living in Massachusetts and he pulls them out and says “Oh…I haven’t seen these in long time”. Oh f***. I say “yeah, they’re uhh collectibles” and he responds with a side-eye. f***!

Then he says “I used them in my day too in the Marines”, zips the new box up while we make some Coast Guard jokes, then says “you saved $11! Here’s your receipt and have a great day!”

I know the free staters are chuckling, but I’m looking out for agents right now!

I know guys that get steroids deliver from Mexico through the post office. If they don’t get pinched, you should be fine

 

[Woodstone]

I'm in SE MA and it's been like 55 minutes since OP and I don't see anything in the sky of note on Flightrader24 yet...


Edit...and I wouldn't worry much, it is the USPS...

 

[Picton]

SWAT en route! Put your hands on the wall and spread ‘em. Hide dog too.

 

[s&w3913]

Donated some pre-ban AR mags to a friend today. Brought the flat-rate box in all buttoned up and the clerk weighs it and says “oh, there’s a better option”. He gets a smaller box and says “it’ll fit in here, right?” then starts opening my box. My butt start’s puckering up from many years of living in Massachusetts and he pulls them out and says “Oh…I haven’t seen these in long time”. Oh f***. I say “yeah, they’re uhh collectibles” and he responds with a side-eye. f***!

Then he says “I used them in my day too in the Marines”, zips the new box up while we make some Coast Guard jokes, then says “you saved $11! Here’s your receipt and have a great day!”

I know the free staters are chuckling, but I’m looking out for agents right now!

I still have my preban USGI mags… along with magpul. You can’t give away the USGI magazines down here in NC unless someone building a period specific build.

I got all normal capacities magazines and magpul magazines… I jokingly thought someone was from Massachusetts was going to come arrest me in NC.

 

[Waher]

 

[zboys]

I don't believe a postal worker would ever repackage an item, maybe suggest you do it, but do it themselves, no way.

 

[AFAR/PFAR]

They're just mags dude.

I don't believe a postal worker would ever repackage an item, maybe suggest you do it, but do it themselves, no way.

Some folks behind the counter are pretty helpful.

 

[MaroonedinMA]

When someone wants to open your box, you step back and say, "STOP!"

Then raise your hand and say' "I need an adult!"

If you see something, say something.

 

[ScottG]

It all happened so quick. . .

That's what they all say

 

[Grendizer138]

Was this your first transgender experience? All this box talk and butt puckering leaves me suspicious

That’s pretty offensive, pal.

And by the way, I’m not gay, no matter what my boyfriend says.

 

[Steve600]

Questions I have to ask…..

How would a random postal worker know how big something was inside a box? No way….

Hey I can save you money!!! Let’s just rip open your box and take a look!! No way…..

It would be a federal crime for a postal worker to open your package.

I am not believing any of this story.

 

[SgtHal75]

Questions I have to ask…..

How would a random postal worker know how big something was inside a box? No way….

Hey I can save you money!!! Let’s just rip open your box and take a look!! No way…..

Ot would be a federal crime for a postal worker to open your package.

I am not believing any of this story.

Me niether

 

[Woodsloafer]

If the package was all sealed up how the heck would the person know that what was in it would fit in a smaller package???? Something seems off.

 

[Grendizer138]

What’s insane is all the dumb shit I say on NES and good service from a postal worker is the bridge too far.

 

[FalArAk]

What’s insane is all the dumb shit I say on NES and good service from a postal worker is the bridge too far.

Some say good service, some say invasion of privacy by an agent of the .gov