If he were my son

What would you do if he were your kid?

  • disown him due to the fact he's so stupid there's no way you're really related

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  • support him because he's being creative

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  • sue PETA for brainwashing my child

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  • all of the above

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  • other

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  • Total voters
    24
KMaurer said:
Lock him in a room with several live chickens for a couple of days. [twisted]

Ken

You are not going to give the chickens anything to eat, are you????
 
KMaurer said:
Lock him in a room with several live chickens for a couple of days. [twisted]

Ken

You are not going to give the chickens anything to eat, are you????
 
KMaurer said:
Lock him in a room with several live chickens for a couple of days. [twisted]

Ken

You are not going to give the chickens anything to eat, are you????
 
not only would i beat him with a dead chicken,but also bring him to the plant were they do the killing an force him to watch....

[twisted] [wink]


cause i'm sure his parents are not only embarassed and probably would like to do the same thing.
 
not only would i beat him with a dead chicken,but also bring him to the plant were they do the killing an force him to watch....

[twisted] [wink]


cause i'm sure his parents are not only embarassed and probably would like to do the same thing.
 
not only would i beat him with a dead chicken,but also bring him to the plant were they do the killing an force him to watch....

[twisted] [wink]


cause i'm sure his parents are not only embarassed and probably would like to do the same thing.
 
Selected "Other" I wouldn't beat him with a dead chicken (a nice big fish has better rigity and better leverage when you hold it by the tail, and it's been dead for a day)

Then JUST before I disown him, I'd tie him to his bed and force him to watch Dog-Be-Gone
http://dogbegone.com/

for a minimum of 8 hours straight. CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE!

Then turn him loose on the big-bad-world, and tell him NEVER to show his face again.


hhehehhehe

Ok that was fun to say....but really it's like parents with die-hard heroin addicts et al....they saw it comming, and the warning signs could be seen from friggin SPACE. So bottom line, this foolishness won't happen to ANY of our kids!

-Weer'd Beard
 
Selected "Other" I wouldn't beat him with a dead chicken (a nice big fish has better rigity and better leverage when you hold it by the tail, and it's been dead for a day)

Then JUST before I disown him, I'd tie him to his bed and force him to watch Dog-Be-Gone
http://dogbegone.com/

for a minimum of 8 hours straight. CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE!

Then turn him loose on the big-bad-world, and tell him NEVER to show his face again.


hhehehhehe

Ok that was fun to say....but really it's like parents with die-hard heroin addicts et al....they saw it comming, and the warning signs could be seen from friggin SPACE. So bottom line, this foolishness won't happen to ANY of our kids!

-Weer'd Beard
 
Selected "Other" I wouldn't beat him with a dead chicken (a nice big fish has better rigity and better leverage when you hold it by the tail, and it's been dead for a day)

Then JUST before I disown him, I'd tie him to his bed and force him to watch Dog-Be-Gone
http://dogbegone.com/

for a minimum of 8 hours straight. CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE!

Then turn him loose on the big-bad-world, and tell him NEVER to show his face again.


hhehehhehe

Ok that was fun to say....but really it's like parents with die-hard heroin addicts et al....they saw it comming, and the warning signs could be seen from friggin SPACE. So bottom line, this foolishness won't happen to ANY of our kids!

-Weer'd Beard
 
it is always a pity when I see youth wasted on the young. Chances are he'll go one of two ways: 1. Get whackier and live on the margins as an animal rights activist 2. Change his name back once he realizes that he is regarded as a whack job (people do get smarter as they get older).

If he was my kid, all financial assistance would cease immediately, and while I wouldn't disown him, I wouldn't encourage to come and visit either. If he still lived at home he would be out on his ass muy pronto.

Mark
 
it is always a pity when I see youth wasted on the young. Chances are he'll go one of two ways: 1. Get whackier and live on the margins as an animal rights activist 2. Change his name back once he realizes that he is regarded as a whack job (people do get smarter as they get older).

If he was my kid, all financial assistance would cease immediately, and while I wouldn't disown him, I wouldn't encourage to come and visit either. If he still lived at home he would be out on his ass muy pronto.

Mark
 
it is always a pity when I see youth wasted on the young. Chances are he'll go one of two ways: 1. Get whackier and live on the margins as an animal rights activist 2. Change his name back once he realizes that he is regarded as a whack job (people do get smarter as they get older).

If he was my kid, all financial assistance would cease immediately, and while I wouldn't disown him, I wouldn't encourage to come and visit either. If he still lived at home he would be out on his ass muy pronto.

Mark
 
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