I'd rather...

[TonyD]

Just for some Friday fun, let's hear some of the more colorful "I'd rather..." analogies.
In the context of, "I'd rather...than vote for Kerry" (as an example)

One of my more memorable is...

"I'd rather jack-off a wildcat in a phone booth with a fist full of cockleburs than..."

 

[Admin]

"I'd rather have my nuts stapled to a board and hit with a sledge hammer than..."

 

[TonyD]

"I'd rather have my nuts stapled to a board and hit with a sledge hammer than..."

Haven't heard that, good one.

 

[Nickle]

Just for some Friday fun, let's hear some of the more colorful "I'd rather..." analogies.
In the context of, "I'd rather...than vote for Kerry" (as an example)

One of my more memorable is...

"I'd rather jack-off a wildcat in a phone booth with a fist full of cockleburs than..."

I know the last one as "Jack-off a mountain lion with a fist full of razor blades than......"

I can't come up with a different I'd rather, but I can tell you that a hard rain up here is referred to as:

"Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock".

 

[TonyD]

"I'd rather be hung six inches off the ground with fish hooks through my eyelids, and have my nuts squeezed with pliers til I blink than..."

 

[KingCobra58]

"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than"

 

[Admin]

"Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock".

I like that one

 

[SiameseRat]

How about this one guys:

I'd rather give a cow a rectal exam than...

(and I'm a Licensed Veterinary Tech so this means that I have personal experience in this matter)

 

[TonyD]

How about this one guys:

I'd rather give a cow a rectal exam than...

(and I'm a Licensed Veterinary Tech so this means that I have personal experience in this matter)

That's a mighty long glove you have there.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Better you..... [twisted]

 

[Moderator]

" I'd rather spend a night a NeverLand dressed up like Macaulay Culkin then....."

 

[Admin]

" I'd rather spend a night a NeverLand dressed up like Macaulay Culkin then....."

[lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Adam_MA]

I'd rather say I love the french than.....

Ok, Don't know if I could go that far but.. you get the idea!

Adam

 

[Admin]

I'd rather say I love the french than.....

Ok, Don't know if I could go that far but.. you get the idea!

Adam

LOL Adam I almost had to ban you for the French comment. [lol]

 

[racer934]

I'd rather chew on tinfoil...

 

[MrsWildweasel]

I'd rather spit nails......

 

[Moderator]

I know this is a old thread but I heard a good one.

I'd rather play leap-frog with a pack of unicorns then.....

 

[dwarven1]

I'd rather be in Philadelphia...

And I've BEEN to Philly, so I know how desperate I'd have to be to want to be there again!

 

[FPrice]

I'd rather give up women and hard liquor...

Or is that hard women and liquor?

 

[Cross-X]

I'd rather be seen riding double with a fat chick on a Vespa...

 

[Admin]

I'd rather be seen riding double with a fat chick on a Vespa...

 

[C-pher]

Be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Barry Manilow tunes while I have my foreskin crushed between two tables whilst being bitch whipped by a fat, mustached geek named Spyros than....

 

[FPrice]

I'd rather be seen riding double with a fat chick on a Vespa...

Some men just know how to live with style.

[roll]

 

[Lynne]

I'd rather be Hillary Clinton than...

<Good God that just gave me a case of the willys! [shock] >

 

[dwarven1]

I'd rather be Hillary Clinton than...

<Good God that just gave me a case of the willys! [shock] >

I'd rather be in Philadelphia than be Hillary Clinton!!

 

[Cross-X]

I'd rather be _in_ Hillary Clinton than...

 

[Cross-X]

I'd rather be married to a toothless, hairy-legged, aging, wrinkled hippie chick crone than....

 

[Lynne]

I'd rather be _in_ Hillary Clinton than...

Now THAT is gross....yuck.

 

[dwarven1]

I'd rather be _in_ Hillary Clinton than...

Now THAT is gross....yuck.

Especially for a guy... I'd be afraid that it'd get frostbitten.

Ross

 

[Moderator]

I'd rather be _in_ Hillary Clinton than...

Now THAT is gross....yuck.

Especially for a guy... I'd be afraid that it'd get frostbitten.

Ross

Wow Ross, Thats a cold bold statement.