That was so good I want to smoke a cigarette! Have not laughed that hard in at least three weeks.
Reminded me of the episode of wife swap where there was a woman who was telling her family that people can survive by consuming sunlight. The husband who was about as smart as a doorknob asked her if that was true, then why are there so many people in Africa (where it is sunny) starving. She had a wounded/abused puppy look and just could not figure out how to reconcile the truth with her warped perception of the truth. I bet she goes to these earth first cry ins.
Thanks for the laugh
B
