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I don't think my neighbor likes me now!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Skysoldier, Jun 10, 2019.

  1. Mountain

    Mountain NES Member

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    LOL if we find 2 paper grocery bags at your place, that's evidence enough for me!

    [rofl]

    OK, we'll stop- please DON'T post pics. [puke]
     

  2. Mountain

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    But in case you change your mind...

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  3. 10thSFFD

    10thSFFD NES Member

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    Kim just inspired 2020 GOP Presidential Campaign Slogan:

    We Are Paying Your New Free WiFi!
     
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  4. Howland

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    Nope. This one went away to sulk, not really having any other options.

    If the EBT cards stop working and the gubmint bennies stop flowing, entire cities will burn to the ground.

    On a more serious note, never underestimate the dangerousness of a scorned SJW. @Skysoldier, you'd better come up with a plan in case this deranged commie decides to make an anonymous call to DHS about the radical right wing extremist who also happens to be a white male (apologies for assuming your ancestry) and might even be a Nazi too. Seriously. These people aren't to be taken lightly.
     
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  5. LuvDog

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    What about ththe lesbians? No description of them or did I miss it?
     
  6. Knob Creek

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    Probably didn’t like you much before this.
     
  7. jct61765

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    +1 are they hot?
     
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  8. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Forum Curmudgeon NES Member

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    They both look to weigh over 200 lbs. each. So no.
     
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  9. jct61765

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    That’s to bad.
     
  10. kurtb

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    They wouldnt have liked you anyway Kim - you just sped up the process..
     
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  11. DarkNet

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    Um... Middle?
     
  13. M60

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    Skysoldier you've really out done yourself this time. I think this is the funniest thread of yours that I've ever followed. Thank you for this one.
     
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  14. Rob Boudrie

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    How about:

    I'm sure if you contact Comcast/Verizon/etc. they will be glad to set you up with your own service so you can pay your fair share. You people are familiar with, and fond of, the term "fair share" aren't you?
     
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    In the middle of the night go down to the parking lot and plaster Trump stickers all over her car.

    Then first thing in the morning go to the "office" and lodge an official complaint about how all those Trump decals are triggering you.


    Make sure to take the Trump decal out of your window and put up a Hillary or Bernie Sanders decal before you go to the office and lodge the complaint.

    When she freaks out and starts accusing you of whatever stupid crap she can dream up - make sure to mention that she's been trying to antognize you for weeks
    by playing recordings of Hitler's Munich speeches so loudly you could hear them in your apartment downstairs.


    That'll teach her not to screw with you.
     
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  16. Jason Flare

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    Sweet Jesus.

    What if she’s reading this thread?
     
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  17. Rob Boudrie

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    You mean with the internet she can't get on?
     
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  18. jct61765

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    Touché
     
  19. Fixxah

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    I can send you some action figures from Newbury Comics to pose in compromising positions in the window. They have Bernie, Lez Warren, Hillery, Barry Sotoro, and others. Funny thing is the Trump stuff must be sold out, couldn't find not a one item bearing the name or his likeness.
     
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  20. FPrice

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    Kim, it may be time for you to man up.

    And take one for the team.
     
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  21. 10thSFFD

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    Rob, in the cyberspace Kim is actually sleeping with the enemy already. He has allowed her to share his network, so if she would be a hot Russian babe she would call herself Rob and she would be posting here with us. Luckily, she is just another useless American liberal with a strong desire to share with Kim more than just a WiFi. Kim must be from the old school which did understand decency, being nice to people, etc......He is paying for his generosity, something which should never happen to us. No more nice! No more free cans in the bin in the Market Basket! No more free anything! Feeding the enemy will make you weak and vulnerable. Just like in this specific case, Rob, Kim is now filled with confusing emotions. This is why he is proactively asking us for an advice.

    Instead of him putting stickers on cars at night I would rather see him trying to make the best from this opportunity to convert lonely liberal to a conservative. That will require some minor adjustments from Kim's side. Maybe the cowboy hat needs to be replaced with updated knitted head covering just to show a strong sense compassion. Maybe sipping drink of his choice from the paper cup with a metal straw will lead to a global warming conversation which will finally melt Linda.......Can this forum help Kim to succeed in his conversion mission?
     
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  22. Fishfinder

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    The hell with all that. I think he should keep f**king with her as much as possible. That is way more fulfilling.
     
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  23. 10thSFFD

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    Hold your horses! Kim is nowhere near that tactical step. His current position looks like this:

    View: https://youtu.be/FNEMY24zb1k
     
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  24. M60

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    +1. Add to that, it's a whole lot more fun to read about in this thread. That's for sure. Keep this funny shit comin Kim. It's much better than Saturday Night Live.
     
  25. Dennis in MA

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    The Linda - the Baby-Boomer version of the Karen. ROFL!!!

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    Basically just about 4 hot lesbians worth of action in a 2 lesbian bag. ROFL!!!



    Keep it up. This is great.
     
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  26. 10thSFFD

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    Our NES Relationship Advisory board selected appropriate video for Kim. The purpose of this video is to radically change the hostile environment created by a simple misunderstanding. Video should be shared with Linda next time when she will knock on Kim's door at 7 AM and she will ask for her computer to be "fixed". Instead of using technical terms, which may not be understood by lost liberals, Kim is advised to play the clip and engage Linda in a romantic conversation on the following topics:

    1. Do you like my Russian collusion?
    2. Have you been to a forest?
    3. Do you know Delilah?


    View: https://youtu.be/Nsy162Fewf4
     
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  27. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Forum Curmudgeon NES Member

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    You guys are sick!

    I guess she asked her grandson to see if he could fix her computer. He just called me on the phone, said he was trying to help her connect her computer
    and wanted to know what the SSID was for my WiFi. I played dumb and said "What is an SSID?" He told me it is the "name" of the Wifi connection, so I played dumb again
    and said I was using the one called "Xfinity."
    The little twerp then tries to explain to me, that that is an open network for xfinity customers, and he needed to know what my personal wifi network was, the one that used to be called
    "Skysoldier," that she was using before. I told him I don't have that one because "I was sick and tired of paying 13 bucks a month to comcast for something I didn't need."

    Crickets...…..and then he hung up.

    Man, I am really getting sick of dealing with idiots!........
     
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    Both of them have quite a set to be demanding access to your service.....the crapple does not fall far from the tree
     
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    I think she has the hots for you. Remember back in elementary school, some girls would do things like punch the boys even though they really liked them? Something like that. Too bad she's hideous and a libtard though, so that doesn't do you much good. And, banging crazy then trying to ignore them just makes them even more crazy.
     
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    Just tell Linda that her politics are too liberal and she’s too ugly. While you can work to change someone’s politics, her ugliness is beyond repair.
     
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