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I don't think my neighbor likes me now!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Skysoldier, Jun 10, 2019 at 5:58 PM.

  1. Yazz

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    LMFAO. Skysoldier, you jut made my day. I'm laughing so hard that my eyes are watering. I was just trying to help. If you think she knocks on your door now, just wait until … …. … .
     
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    Damn skysoldier. You've out done yourself this time. This thread really delivers the goods. Your goods.
     
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    Well, you are assuming people liked you to begin with. You have worked hard on your curmudgeon persona for decades! [rofl]
     
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    Been listening to Bret Easton Ellis' new book, "White". He echoes this sentiment big time. Guy is a gay Gen Xer and calls out bullshit when he sees it much to the dismay of other gays and liberals. Good read, but he goes a bit too much into the Holleywood stuff he was a part of for my taste, but the over all message of the book is spot on.
     
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    Yeah skysoldier. Now that you've worked hard on your curmudgeon, show it to her. Let us know how that works out for you.
     
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    Be careful soldier.......calling 4 times an hour, waiting all day, and rapping on your back window is DEFINITELY bat-sh!! crazy material.
     
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  8. Skysoldier

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    So, the bitch woke me up this morning, pounding on my door while I was still in bed at 7:00am!

    I was pissed when I answered the door. And I let her know it by snarling, "What the hell do you want?"

    She then tried to give me some crap about "being worried about me" because I wasn't answering her calls. I told her I was busy
    and didn't have time to deal with her computer problems!

    The she did it...... she suddenly got angry and started lecturing me about how I "need to answer her calls" and that she wanted to know why I didn't
    call her back, or answer the door last night when she "knew I was home, because she could hear my TV was on!"

    "Who are you to start lecturing me?" I said, "I'm not your goddamned husband and I am not one of your goddamned kids!"
    (I can understand why this bitch is divorced!)

    Then she switched again...…"But I need you to help fix my computer."

    So I told her, "I can't do anything, because the Wifi is working fine but I had it upgraded and just because her computer is no
    longer compatible it wasn't my problem. She either needs to take it to get fixed or buy a new one.

    Man, this woman is bat-shit crazy! It's no wonder she has had 3 different jobs since last November. Sometime I wish I was back
    in my apartment in Mansfield, where all my neighbors were men and the youngest one was 50 years old. There is a reason old farts like
    me don't want to deal with women anymore.....they just aren't worth the drama, or the condescending, bitchy attitudes.

    But, on a lighter note, the Lezbo's obviously found the "poop flag" and they cleaned it up![smile]
     
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    What's your point?
    I thought Sky' was supposed to be peculiar - not particular.
     
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    This is what is going to happen when the free shit stops coming from the government.
     
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    Ok. So maybe don't show her the curmudgeon.
     
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  12. AHM

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    Although upon further consideration,
    maybe it's just me but
    particular looks like it will probably get you through times of no peculiar
    better than peculiar will get you through times of no particular.
     
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    If it hasn't stopped after 3 years of President Trump I don't see much hope for the future, until a comet wipes us out.

    Granted it's reduced a lot, but not nearly enough.
     
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    I will enjoy watching them go crazy. Of course, they will also be trying to kill all the productive people, so it won't be as rosy as I would hope.
     
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    Sky, is Linda your 90 Days Fiance now?
     
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    Congratulations .... When is the wedding?
     
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    I can imagine first NES Sponsored Wedding in the temple of the orange man. [rockon]
     
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    Maybe he already has but hasn't fessed up to the forum? Banging on the back window? Pounding on the door at 7am? I've had a couple cray-cray girls do that kind of crap to me in my day, but never happened without me 'asking for it', if you catch my drift...

    [rofl][rofl][rofl]
     
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    See, I'm not alone here...

    LOL
     
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    the second half, that's is the quote of the year, maybe decade.
    I feel the same
     
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    F**k all you guy's!!!!

    I guess I Wil have to take a picture of her and post it, because when you see how butt-ugly she is you will be shocked so much you will feel sorry for me!
     
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    mess with her a little, change password back and let it work for two days then switch it back.. and take it back away.... lol and the nerve. 7 am
     
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    Eat shit f**ker![laugh2]
     
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    Sorry Kim, but in your Middle Age you should start appreciating the internal beauty which comes with the ability of skinning the grizz, making excellent enchiladas and giving you that lovely homey environment in which freezer is full, fridge is full and stove is always busy. That is the real love! Everything else can be fixed by Photoshop! [thumbsup]

    Please, accept NES Challenge and convert one Democrat into a Hard Core Conservative. If you can accomplish it with WiFi, we will all celebrate, but what you have described here is Linda's desire to connect with you not only over the password. [kiss]

    Our team can supply you with helpful hints and relationship building exercises proven to work in fake hostile environments demanding ladies sometimes create around themselves. [dance]
     
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    I’m guessing the office staff will be overjoyed to see her.....
     
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    This thread is awesome!!!!!!!
     
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    Great. We'll have 10,000 "Linda's" knocking on our windows, asking "Why did it stop?"
     
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    View: https://youtu.be/pXluUqkhrjE


    The key is in Kim's statement right here:
    So, the bitch woke me up this morning, pounding on my door while I was still in bed at 7:00am!

    I was pissed when I answered the door. And I let her know it by snarling, "What the hell do you want?"

    She then tried to give me some crap about "being worried about me" because I wasn't answering her calls. I told her I was busy
    and didn't have time to deal with her computer problems!

    I am sure Kim will not miss the target but he did miss when the flower opened up. [rockon]
     

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