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I don't think my neighbor likes me now!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Skysoldier, Jun 10, 2019.

  1. Cowgirlup

    Cowgirlup NES Member

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    Dear Neighbor Linda,

    I feel like I have been a good neighbor since you have moved to the building. I've helped you with various things and allowed you to use my WiFi for free. So, I was surprised at the level of hostility and intolerance you displayed yesterday regarding my small Trump 2020 sign. I did not expect that a woman of your age would not have the decency to respect a differing opinion.

    I have been occupied with medical appointments all day and I am not your personal handyman to be used when needed and disrespected when it suits you.

    My computer is working perfectly. You may want to look into getting your own Wifi connection.
     
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  2. Fixxah

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    Kim, tread carefully. She may ambush you with her walker ot strangle you with her medic alert chain.
     
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    Might be time for a restraining order Sky! LOL
     
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    Tell her that Hillary must have deleted her web access when she deleted her emails
     
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    This thread is really delivering!!

    [popcorn][popcorn]
     
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    [​IMG]

    Barely-informed speculation: "(her) website"
    means her ISP's home (news/weather) page,
    which her web browser is configured to start with.
     
  7. namedpipes

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    Post the vid if you can catch it!
     
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  8. Coyote33

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    B-I-N-G-O !!!

    Send her an invoice for the use of your Internet service.
     
  9. xjma99

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    I would do flaming bag of dog poo on doorstep Billy Madison style. Bonus points if you can do it right after they return home with new shoes on!
     
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    The thing about people like this woman is that if they ever had ultimate power they would have no problem placing anyone who did not agree with them into a concentration camp or even kill them. There are all too many examples of this in recent history all over the world. Realize that even if they are not physically dangerous their ideas most certainly are.
     
  11. Coyote33

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    Just read some of the more recent posts. I think she wants you, in a non-computer way.
     
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    You could always bang her, leave an upper decker then throw her keys on her roof. When she tries to log into Facebook to complain about the treatment, redirect her to a pic of Nelson Muntz going "ha ha!"
     
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  13. drgrant

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    Her name is Linda? This is pure AU...


    meowboy.png
     
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    I tell my kids - or any other freeloader....Come from a position of gratitude, instead of entitlement.
     
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  15. Rob Boudrie

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    Of course, this only works if the neighbor uses DHCP to assign not only the IP address but more importantly the DNS servers. If she sets them so something like 8.8.8.8/8.8.4.4 (free Google DNS) it will be harder to point her to your server.
    FIFY

    ps: Credit to IPSCDRL
    I Poed it for you.
     
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  16. AHM

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    We have a bird species in the neighborhood I've dubbed "Muntz's Finch".

    Incredibly non-disappointing hyperlink.
     
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  17. swatgig

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    Invite one of your friends over and smoke him up. Turn on the modem and let her know your buddy fixed it for you, but you had to smoke him up. Any time you and your friend want some weed, turn off the modem and when she asks, tell her you don’t have any cash now to smoke up your techie friend.
     
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  18. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Forum Curmudgeon NES Member

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    Also wanted to thank kevin9 for his post!

    I just finished changing my SSID and password[smile]

    And she has called me four times in the last couple of hours. She must be pulling her hair out! [rofl][rofl]
     
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  19. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Forum Curmudgeon NES Member

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    Good idea! My best friends son is usually the guy I call, but when he comes over he always brings wax and his torch! Man, that stuff is wicked
     
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    Wow, yeah the entitled tone of her letter is kind of stunning. "I need you to...fix my,...or call Comcast...I've been waiting all day. ". Just....wow.

    There's a chance if you gently "read her the riot act" about her intolerance of your viewpoint and taking your help for granted, you could save a friendship. OTOH, she sounds like a cement-head (all mixed up and permanently set) and you wouldn't want a casual friendship with her(assuming she identifies as a "her"), So, gloves off and claws out. If she doesn't respect you, at least she should fear you. [thumbsup].
     
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    What did you change it to?? LeaveMeAlonePsychoLiberal
     
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    Happy Gilmore: I’ve seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!
     
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  23. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Forum Curmudgeon NES Member

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    The new SSID is:
    TrumpisYourPresident

    Somebody else around here has MAGA, and another one was just TRUMP. So at least there a few more like me!
     
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    Just NAT whatever they're using for DNS to your controlled DNS server.
     
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    Tell her that due to security reasons, you must change the password every day, but it's easy to remember.
    IloveTrumponmonday
    IloveTrumpontuesday
    IloveTrumponwednesday
    IloveTrumponthursday
    IloveTrumponfriday
    IloveTrumponsaturday
    IloveTrumponsunday

    So she has to type it in every day, not just one time
     
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    And get some kitchen equipment too, you grumpy old, formerly cordial person you.

    I guess we told her.
     
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    Take off your clothes and answer the door. She'll either jump you or stop bothering you. Win, win for you.
     
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    Read the original post. She’s 74 and could be Hillary’s twin.
     
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    Yeah, I guess I was thinking that any port in a storm thing for skysoldier.
     
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    Skysoldier Forum Curmudgeon NES Member

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    F You ! Jarhead!
     
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