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I don't think my neighbor likes me now!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Skysoldier, Jun 10, 2019.

  1. quincy

    quincy NES Member

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  2. whatluck

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    Hopefully your neighbor isn't MarlboroMan or he might burn your house down
     
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    @Skysoldier I would be proud to do a screenshare with you and assist you in fvcking with a liberal by modding your WiFi. Send me a PM, we'll git'er done
     
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  4. headednorth

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    Oh Jeez, eff her, lol.
     
  5. Compooky

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    That spike is her distributing child pornography on your wifi.
     
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  6. Prepper

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    Or let her keep using your wifi. But, see if you have QoS settings in your router. That let's you set the bandwidth that a client can use. Set it to 1 kbps. Laugh when you hear screams of frustration.
     
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  7. Broccoli Iglesias

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    Give her a MAGA hat. I will mail you one if you promise you will wear it as she is walking by and then post her reaction here.
     
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    Get Sky a GoPro to go onto the hat!
     
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  9. Prepper

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    Better routers also have black lists for web sites that will be blocked. Put in a bunch of her favorite libtard sites, du, move on, etc.
     
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  10. Broccoli Iglesias

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    No need for a better router. Download OPEN DNS ... now called CISCO Umbrella.

    The free version allows you to block websites and categories.

    All you have to do is point to the Cisco IP.

    You can also keep track of websites people visit from your network.
     
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  11. 42!

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    Don't change anything on your wifi yet. So long as she is using your wifi you own her. Get some tech help, maybe a little additional equipment, just small stuff to help capture the traffic. If you own layer 1 (physical, the wifi) the rest is just a matter of time.

    Start with something easy. Set up a WiFi AP spoofing the xfinity wifi, same SSID/passcode. Connect this to an L3switch/router (and then to the xfinity modem (where you've turned off the wifi). Now all her traffic runs through you equipment. Mirror her traffic to to a PC doing a packet capture. Now you have her DNS records and any unencrypted traffic, so you know what web sites she goes to and what she is doing on the unencrypted ones. You also have a pipe into her computer, lots of exploits to try. She sounds like the kind of person that a dictionary based password cracker could break easily.

    Or just start cleaning guns on your front porch and watch her head explode.
     
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  12. Broccoli Iglesias

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    For that, this is good and easy:

    SmartSelect_20190610-225313_eBay.jpg
     
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  13. Rob Boudrie

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    Confuse her by turning off SSID broadcast.
     
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  14. Prepper

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    Redirect some of her libtard web sites to one that just says in big red and orange "This domain has been seized by President Trump".
     
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    I'm sure she would like to receive the gift of an NRA membership, with the magazine appearing in her mail box every month[devil]

    I know, she isn't worth the $ and effort. But I nearly did that to a sister in law who's an extreme Seattle liberal and donated $20 to Bernie's campaign in the name of my 18 year old son who got endless emails and Sanders news letters after that.
     
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    Oh sure, if you want to take the easy way out [laugh], but my setup is more flexible when it comes to actually compromising her computer.

    But spread that cost around here and it suddenly become cheap.
     
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    I say you start building a wall in your yard
    Build your trump wall right across her path to her stairs
     
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  18. Skysoldier

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    I just got home and looked at these responses and suggestions from all of you and all I can say is you guy's are a bunch of sick bastards!

    That is why I love this site! [laugh2][laugh2]

    To tell you the truth, I am too buzzed right now to try and change the wifi settings tonight...I will figure it out in the morning.

    And I still have to deal with the two Lesbians that moved in and keep letting their dog shit in the grass and don't clean it up!
     
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  19. AHM

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    First decision is the simple passive-aggressive approach of changing
    the WiFi SSID to Trump2020 with no other changes whatsoever,
    versus the complex approach of monitoring her net traffic with no visible evidence of changes.

    A little dab'll do ya.
     
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    SOP... Kim always kicks off a great thread!
     
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    Looks like Sky found a little bit of "Cambridge " . . . in the " Wide, Wide West " . . LOL
     
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    Nice work, Skysoldier!

    Now it’s time to really mess with her and get a ‘Trump 2024’ sign.
     
  23. Howland

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    Why do this and pass up the opportunity to broadcast a WiFi name that lets her know that you changed it because of her?

    How about something like "Free neighborhood WiFi except for the commie C*^# that lives upstairs in Apt. 3C."

    One wiseguy in my old neighborhood named his "DEA Undercover Van #13."

    Unless you want to monitor her internet traffic.
     
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    Have one of those, and two of the Tetra's.
     
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    Don't think that will help unless he changes his SSID also, and even then it won't because at some point the SSID will be seen (for example when someone legitimately connects).
     
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    Change it to donjr2024 and you might give her a stroke
     
  27. Broccoli Iglesias

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    That explains your screen name
     
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    This is the best one yet
     
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    Unless it's theirs.
     
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    Like when my ex and I split...
    She thought that what's hers is hers, what's ours is hers, what's mine is ours.
     

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