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I’m thinking ;this should have been “ DWU” driving while ugly

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Yosemite Sam, Sep 2, 2019.

  1. Yosemite Sam

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  2. appraiser

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    JFC .... there is not enough Jack Daniels in the world for me to get it up for that
     
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    Must be into clowns...
     
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    So Guilty...
     
  5. Clumber32

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    She looks like a member of the band KISS.
     
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  6. highlander

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    Wow,just wow. Somewhere under that makeup is a human being.
     
  7. rivet_42

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    Frank-N-Furter called, he wants his makeup back.
     
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  8. jkelly1229

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    Thats a man baby
     
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    AAGGDLj.png

    Open bleach bottle, pour on both eyes.
    Click on thumbnail.[smile]

    Seeing as your glutton for punishment.
    Upper decker on your own toilet, throw your car keys on the roof and go bang yourself silly!
     
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  10. Radtekk

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    She'd make a Juggalo run away.
     
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    Clown. Check.
    KISS. Check.
    Rocky Horror. Check.
    Eye Bleach. Check.
    Juggalos. Check.

    Yeah, that about covers it all. O.K. to close thread.

    [rofl]
     
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    A bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and follow up with some high proof Tequila will change your mind. Trust me.
     
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  14. appraiser

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    when I drank I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I woke up with more than my fair share....
     
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  16. Radtekk

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    No.
     
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  17. Christian

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    Yeah I get it, she's an dumpster fire.

    I'm far more concerned about the reason they used to pull her over.
     
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    I will guarantee that some guy is hitting that.
     
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    Oh this reminds me of a fun google trick, go to google images and type in mexican sharpie, enjoy.
     
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    What does she see when she looks in a mirror? What could possibly cause her to apply makeup that way?
     
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    Elvira envy?
     
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    I can't un-see that!
     
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    I was just thinking - I didn’t know Gene Simmons went trans. Lol
     
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    I physically recoiled when I scrolled down and finally saw her mug shot
     
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    Showed Lady Radtekk the picture. The face was epic. The comment was "The fvck?"
     
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    That's got to be a tranny.
     
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    Put a furry tail on it and david linsky might give it a whirl
     
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    They don't make beer googles that thick!
     
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    Forgot one:

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    The Horror, The Horror!
     

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