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Husband's Intestines found in woman's luggage

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by rudiewhitebwoy, Feb 23, 2017.

  1. bluebanana

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    What an offal story


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    No guts, no glory
     
  3. GPP

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    By far, some of the funniest shit Ive ever read here on NES. Im glad we all have the stomach for this type of gut buster.
     
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    I didn't read all the gorey details but a man will do anything to get out of flying with his wife.

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  5. Zappa

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    She planned on making some haggis later.
     
  6. ParrytheWind

    ParrytheWind NES Member

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    This belongs in Readers Digest,...
     
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    Chitlins? ? ? "Bleached or unbleached" . . . [thinking]
     
  8. kevin9

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    I'm diaphragm laughter here
     
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  9. bostonasphalt2

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    Hen let's take posts to the proper forum! It's really not that effing hard.
     
  10. Spanz

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    Did she buy two tickets, or did the husband ride in with the lugage?
     
  11. mass

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    Poor husband just wanted to go on vacation and relaxative.

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