- Sep 18, 2010
Back in 2007 when I worked in a warehouse while in college, I had a co-worker like that. It was the most disgusting thing. I have been next to pigs while they eat, and this dude was worse.I have 2 coworkers that chew with mouth open and make the most obnoxious pig noises while they eat. Its unreal, and the second I see them walk in with anything edible I immediately evacuate. How do you breath through your mouth loudly while you eat? I just pray they choke. One of them is 300 pounds and an embarrassment to our job.
His sh*ts smelled so bad. We all knew when he was in the bathroom because it sounded like someone was giving birth. No one could use the bathroom for a good hour after he was done, and our locker room was in there. If he was taking a sh*t at 4:50, someone would warn the others so we could all run and get our clothes out, so we could change in the break room and punch out at 5:30. Otherwise, we risked suffocating.
The lazy fat piece of sh*t wouldnt walk an extra 20' so he would park as close as possible, even if the parking space was small, and he would always open the door and hit the car parked next to him. One day I yelled at him, told him to respect others peoples property and his answer was "that is what the plastic thingy on the door is for".
I used to park about 100' away from the building on a patch of dirt so this fat a** wouldnt park next to me.
And at work, he was so lazy. He used to hide to not do work and eat cupcakes in the giant cooler, sitting on his forklift in a corner.