HILLARY'S NEW INDIAN NAME

[Nickle]

HILLARY'S NEW INDIAN NAME

Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly

 

[Admin]

I hope that is true. [lol]

 

[C-pher]

I just got this from someone else today. Man, that's just funny.

It's all over the net, but I didn't find a mainstream news outlet that has reported it.

And Snopes shows it as false...and with just about every one with this story...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.asp

 

[N.E. CHARTERS]

HAH! Thats the Gift Shop Plaque

Redman Give that name to all paleface. Only Name on Plaque in Reservatuion Giftshop!

Big Chief George Bush have same name

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_walking_eagle.htm



WALKING EAGLE

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brother"

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the President.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

 

[Ripach]

It's a shame it's not true, it still makes a funny joke though.

 

[dreppucci007]

It's a shame it's not true, it still makes a funny joke though.

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