Guns, Drugs And A Monkey, What Could Go Wrong?

[Reptile]

Gardaí (Police) in Finglas, Ireland, a suburb of Dublin, discovered a small group of people in possession of narcotics, guns, and a pet monkey. If the monkey was trained as a look-out, he failed. Raidió Teilifís Éireann (RTÉ) reported on the evidence from the operation that involved 50 officers in an effort to target organized crime in the area. The following photos and screen captures are from RTÉ’s story and video.

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[42!]

Ooohh guns, all 3 of them. Best tell those bobbies to stay off NES, it would give them a feakin heart attack.

 

[Dennis in MA]

Wasn’t that a Warren Zevon song?

 

[BrianWilson]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LWNQqs7TE

 

[Sweeney]

Wasn’t that a Warren Zevon song?

Lawyers, Guns and Monkeys? I think you're right.

 

[Hetzer]

The monkey was an undercover officer, Leftenant Mongo.

 

[MAGA99]

Lawyers, Guns and Monkeys? I think you're right.

Send lawyers, guns, and monkeys, the S has hit the fan.

Interesting collection of firearms, not so much ammo though.

 

[nstassel]

View: https://youtu.be/WnlIWpZSPXU

 

[Boris]

you guys realize that "monkey" is a marmoset, basically the size of a f***ing hamster? Right?

 

[Palladin]

 

[Fixxah]

The primate was originally trained as a trunk monkey but got laid off.

 

[MAGA99]

you guys realize that "monkey" is a marmoset, basically the size of a f***ing hamster? Right?

Hey, don’t let silly little details get in the way of a good story!!!!

A monkey is a monkey is a monkey, kapiche?

 

[Sweeney]

you guys realize that "monkey" is a marmoset, basically the size of a f***ing hamster? Right?

Ah, but it is a juvenile Kodiak Marmoset. Notice its size relative to the 40' shipping container it is housed within. They are know to actively hunt and entirely consume sasquatch hence, no credible evidence of sasquatch remains are ever found. They have extraordinary eyesight allowing them to see well defined sasquatch, unlike any human or camera for that matter.

 

[Reptile]

The primate was originally trained as a trunk monkey but got laid off.

The little bastard lost this job, too.

YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Will he qualify for unemployment?