These made me laugh out loud when I read them. (The second one may take longer to load). It's gun free zone pamphlets and signs from a group called Gun Free South Africa.
http://www.gunfree.org.za/Portals/gunfree.org.za/GFZ signs.pdf
http://www.gunfree.org.za/Portals/gunfree.org.za/GFZ leaflet.pdf
My personal favorite is: "(gun free zones) ...restrict criminals from carrying their guns freely, which reduces intimidation and crime."
http://www.gunfree.org.za/Portals/gunfree.org.za/GFZ signs.pdf
http://www.gunfree.org.za/Portals/gunfree.org.za/GFZ leaflet.pdf
My personal favorite is: "(gun free zones) ...restrict criminals from carrying their guns freely, which reduces intimidation and crime."