Good joke

[Admin]

If you get offended easily don't read the following joke. If you don't get offended easily and you are offended after reading my joke, grow up. It's a damn joke.

A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in
the air.

He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice. Viva Mexico!"

An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces
while it is still in the air. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either! Praise Allah!"

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks it
then throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi.

He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need
to drink with the same ones twice."

 

[Adam_MA]

HEHEHE
Good one!

Adam

 

[dwarven1]

If you get offended easily don't read the following joke. If you don't get offended easily and you are offended after reading my joke, grow up. It's a damn joke.

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks it
then throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi.

Well... that's offensive. First off, the Marine is drinking on duty - while ARMED. Second, he's using a mouse gun and not a real caliber... one that starts with a 4. Third, he's drinking BUD???

Disclaimer: I really don't care what he drinks... all beer tastes awful to me.

 

[dwarven1]

I don't know what's gotten into me today... first I'm lighting up Darius, and now Derek...

Is it a full moon today? That must be it. Yup, not my fault, it's a full moon.

 

[Admin]

 

[Moderator]

What no French to shoot [twisted] sorry doubled up
How come there is no delete button in the general forum, but other places?

Thanks D for get rid of the other one.

 

[Adam_MA]

Disclaimer: I really don't care what he drinks... all beer tastes awful to me.

And here all along I thought I liked you...

How DARE you sir?

Adam <--Who just lost 20 respect points for Ross (when you only start with 18 from me)

 

[dwarven1]

Disclaimer: I really don't care what he drinks... all beer tastes awful to me.

And here all along I thought I liked you...

How DARE you sir?

Adam <--Who just lost 20 respect points for Ross (when you only start with 18 from me)

I'm really taking the abuse today...

What can I say? Alcohol tastes awful to me. Wine tastes like spoiled grapes, whiskey tastes like medicine... something about my metabolism just won't tolerate it. The only thing I can drink is something where I can't taste the alcohol - for some unknown, the only thing I've ever tried that fits that description is schnapps. Must be the German ancestry, I guess.

Look at it this way... I'm a permanent designated driver for my friends.

Ross

 

[Cross-X]

Folks, Dwarven1 just wrote:

"Well... that's offensive. First off, the Marine is drinking on duty - while ARMED. Second, he's using a mouse gun and not a real caliber... one that starts with a 4..."


Well said, Dwarven1, but aren't you the man who espouses a gun safe chock full of so-called mouse guns? You know, fancy-lad derringers, PPKs, .380s, and other shoot-merely-to-annoy calibers?

Explain, defend, justify, please.

Your public is waiting for your reply.

 

[Cross-X]

 

[Moderator]

Ok so Ross isn’t a Kennedy, Who was next on the conspiracy list, was it Lynne or Mrs.WW.

 

[Cross-X]

Ok so Ross isn’t a Kennedy, Who was next on the conspiracy list, was it Lynne or Mrs.WW.

I think it was Mr. Mustard in the liabrary with a candlestick!

 

[Moderator]

Ok so Ross isn’t a Kennedy, Who was next on the conspiracy list, was it Lynne or Mrs.WW.

I think it was Mr. Mustard in the liabrary with a candlestick!

I was more of a Vivienne Scarlet fan.

 

[dwarven1]

Well said, Dwarven1, but aren't you the man who espouses a gun safe chock full of so-called mouse guns? You know, fancy-lad derringers, PPKs, .380s, and other shoot-merely-to-annoy calibers?

One PPK, One 9MM, and the derringer is a .357 Magnum. And if I could figure out a way to conceal it more readily, I'd be carrying my P12 full time.

The CZ is just so I'd have something in a centerfire caliber that's cheap to shoot - .45 is usually at least $7 a box, and that's reloads or Blazers. The PPK is something I picked up years ago that is amazingly easy to conceal - even under a tux - and the derringer I got for the cool factor.

Let's not forget the 3 .357's & 2 .45's, shall we?

Variety is the spice of life, after all!

Ross

 

[Cross-X]

Well said, Dwarven1, but aren't you the man who espouses a gun safe chock full of so-called mouse guns? You know, fancy-lad derringers, PPKs, .380s, and other shoot-merely-to-annoy calibers?

One PPK, One 9MM, and the derringer is a .357 Magnum. And if I could figure out a way to conceal it more readily, I'd be carrying my P12 full time.

The CZ is just so I'd have something in a centerfire caliber that's cheap to shoot - .45 is usually at least $7 a box, and that's reloads or Blazers. The PPK is something I picked up years ago that is amazingly easy to conceal - even under a tux - and the derringer I got for the cool factor.

Let's not forget the 3 .357's & 2 .45's, shall we?

Variety is the spice of life, after all!

Ross

Shoot, cowboy, nearly all of them guns you listed begin with _anything_ but a 4 -- are you trying to tell us something about your true preferences, or what? [shock]



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[dwarven1]

Shoot, cowboy, nearly all of them guns you listed begin with _anything_ but a 4 -- are you trying to tell us something about your true preferences, or what? [shock]

Yes. My preference is to follow rule 1: Have a gun.

 

[Cross-X]

Shoot, cowboy, nearly all of them guns you listed begin with _anything_ but a 4 -- are you trying to tell us something about your true preferences, or what? [shock]

Yes. My preference is to follow rule 1: Have a gun.

So what gun do you have on right now?

 

[C-pher]

The only thing I can drink is something where I can't taste the alcohol - for some unknown, the only thing I've ever tried that fits that description is schnapps.

Maybe it's me, but every type of Schnapps I've had tastes like flavored Rubbin' Al-ke-haul.

 

[Cross-X]

The only thing I can drink is something where I can't taste the alcohol - for some unknown, the only thing I've ever tried that fits that description is schnapps.

Maybe it's me, but every type of Schnapps I've had tastes like flavored Rubbin' Al-ke-haul.

I can't take much more than a brief taste of Schanpps. Any more than that makes me hork.

Gimme a single malt scotch on the rocks any day, and I will be a happy guy.

 

[C-pher]

The only thing I can drink is something where I can't taste the alcohol - for some unknown, the only thing I've ever tried that fits that description is schnapps.

Maybe it's me, but every type of Schnapps I've had tastes like flavored Rubbin' Al-ke-haul.

I can't take much more than a brief taste of Schanpps. Any more than that makes me hork.

Gimme a single malt scotch on the rocks any day, and I will be a happy guy.

I've yet to acquire the taste for scotch. I do like a good beer. My dad has tried to get me to drink scotch. He spends an ungodly amount of money for a bottle of scotch. I think that when I was like 14, we were in Steamboat skiing. He gave me a nip on the slope. I didn't like it. I think that he said that he spent 140 bucks for that bottle. But I guess if you like it. I know that he had bottles of wine that cost that much in his cellar... That's a treat when he brings those out when we're over for dinner. But then, my palate is about as sophisticated to understand that anything over a 20 dollar bottle is for the most part going to be good. So those wines are a waste to me...But it's nice to be able to say that I tried it.

It's like shooting a class three...

 

[FPrice]

I think it was Mr. Mustard in the liabrary with a candlestick!

That's Colonel Mustard to you!

 

[C-pher]

Not Dijon Mustard?

 

[Cross-X]

I think it was Mr. Mustard in the liabrary with a candlestick!

That's Colonel Mustard to you!

So you are That Old too, huh?

 

[FPrice]

So you are That Old too, huh?

Eh? What's that you say? Speak up you young whipper-snapper...stop mumbling...gol durn younguns always mumbling....mutter, mutter...

 

[Lynne]

Ok so Ross isn’t a Kennedy, Who was next on the conspiracy list, was it Lynne or Mrs.WW.

I feel like I just walked in to a movie half way...I missed something...

And it was Mrs. Peacock in the Dining room with the knife. [roll]

 

[Moderator]

Ok so Ross isn’t a Kennedy, Who was next on the conspiracy list, was it Lynne or Mrs.WW.

I feel like I just walked in to a movie half way...I missed something...

And it was Mrs. Peacock in the Dining room with the knife. [roll]

Ross doesn't drink.... So he can in no way we a Kennedy.

 

[Lynne]

Ok so Ross isn’t a Kennedy, Who was next on the conspiracy list, was it Lynne or Mrs.WW.

I feel like I just walked in to a movie half way...I missed something...

And it was Mrs. Peacock in the Dining room with the knife. [roll]

Ross doesn't drink.... So he can in no way we a Kennedy.

Ah...well then, I'm no Kennedy either (thank the GODS!) cuz I don't partake myself, and I'm always the D.D. (and no, I don't mean Dunkies).

 

[Moderator]

well that's 2 down. I can't be a Kennedy cause I never was "friends" with Marylin

 

[Cross-X]

[quote="Lynne]
Ross doesn't drink.... So he can in no way we a Kennedy.[/quote]

OK, he doesn't drink -- does he chase loose wimmen?

 

[C-pher]

[quote="Lynne]
Ross doesn't drink.... So he can in no way we a Kennedy.

OK, he doesn't drink -- does he chase loose wimmen?[/quote]

Or maybe he drives them in the drink.