Glock announces new official spokesperson

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John Browning would slap Chuck Norris if he were still alive for switching teams.


I can’t recall Norris ever really having anything other than a 1911.
 
At his age and stage of his career,he would probably be the official spokesperson for Summers Eve douche products.

Kind of like Robert DeNiro taking just about any of the acting roles thrown at him in the last 20 years,actually surprised he isn't doing commercials.
Careful...U don’t want Chuck Norris to hear you say that. He doesn’t have ears, He has 2 extra fists, lol!
 
I heard he knew something about Hillary and the guy she sent to Arkanside him killed himself with a broken neck
 
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup -it’s knowing Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep.
 
They've been trying to name a toilet paper after Chuck Norris. Didn't work because it wouldn't take crap from anyone. Glock? Never heard of her.
 
They couldn't get Keanu Reeves? Chuck always struct me more as a 1911 or revolver guy having been an Air force MP.
 
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