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Get divorced tonite!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by SnakeEye, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. SnakeEye

    SnakeEye Banned

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    Just put this on your fridge and insist upon compliance
    lawyer not included.. [twisted]

    [​IMG]
     

  2. Admin

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    [lol] [lol] [lol] I'm going to print that out and put it on my fridge. [wink]
     
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    I may have extra space at my place for when you get the boot.
     
  4. Adam_MA

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    I've had that for a couple of years now.. Yeah it gets you a good smack. But the reaction is worth it..

    Thanks for posting it again, I will have to print it out and hang it up!
     
  5. MrsWildweasel

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    Hope you have a big dog house Derek. [lol] Mmmm as Glenn would know Hell will be freezing right about now. [twisted]
     
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    I don't know why you guys get in trouble with that. Isn't it like that in all you guy's houses?
     
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    Derek I think these are yours
    [​IMG]
     
  8. MrsWildweasel

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    Yeah Right. [twisted]
     
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    Melody will laugh and tell me to take out the trash. [wink]
     
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    As it should be. [wink]
     
  11. Nickle

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    In my case, WHY do you think I own my own Flak Vest?

    No dog house for this boy.
     
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    Nickle that would be Glenn also. He tells everyone I'm the one they should be afraid of. [lol]
     
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    Ah yes, the good old days.


    You could actually look at a crowd of people and tell which ones were women.


    Those were the days of my youth, sigh.
     
  14. MrsWildweasel

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    Sorry I prefer my blue jeans to dresses anyday. When I first went to elemetary school (back in the dark ages) girls were not allowed to wear pants/jeans at all no matter how cold,snowy,etc. I hated it. By the time I got to junior high it was different. Never looked back. [lol]
     
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    That's what I like to see - a woman confident in her ability to give commands.

    [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
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    Sometimes I think I was born too late. [cry] just 50 years earlier and I'd be all set. [twisted]
     
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    Don't worry Grifter.

    I just walked in the door. My daughter tells me that they have no shoes on.

    Then my wife says, "Yep, I'm barefoot and Pregnant, just like you wanted me."

    I told her, "Hold on, I need to post something."
     
  18. MrsWildweasel

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    Too funny C-pher. [lol] [lol]
     
  19. Lynne

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    [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
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    Teach me
     
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    Yea, I just have a good wife. She's a trip, and like Derek's, she'll listen to me, then smile and tell me to pick up the toys, or put away the dishes.

    But she's got a great sense of humor. And when I tell her things like, "Get in the kitchen and bake me a pie." When she's already making one...she'll just laugh and make some smart ass comment.
     
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    Reminds me of how at the Wakefield machine gun shoot Patrick and I were there loading magazines for the rental guns. One of the guys thought he was being "nice" and approached me, letting me know that the rest of the woman-folk were over at the ticket booth selling tickets, sitting down.

    Patrick stepped up and said "dude, when our friends come over SHE's the one that hangs out on the porch smoking cigars and drinking whiskey. I stay inside with the women and knit..."

    I knew I married the right guy [wink]
     
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    SR, that kind of reminds me of a Biker couple I used to know. He's the one that rode "bitch". He knew how to ride, rode dirt bikes, but wouldn't ride on the street, but would ride as her passenger.
     
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    Too funny. Yes, Patrick is very secure in his manhood, but it just happens that I've always been a tomboy and he doesn't mind taking the passenger seat... [lol] [lol]
     
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    Don't tell me you ride a BMW or attend a few BMW rallies.
     
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    I brought it home tonight. I made Kim read it, and when she was done she just looked at me... She started to put the first page back on top, and I said... "NO what are you doing? You HAVE to sign that first!" She laughed and said... "Yeah but we aint married yet honey"

    Got me...

    So I said. "Well, when we do, I will have it on the altar, and you will have to sign it before I say I DO"

    Since then, I have taken it off the fridge (I insisted it stay there) and pointed out items after she has said stuff, or taken over the conversation.

    Randomly I keep yelling out the last one from the computer room.

    She keeps replying "BITE ME"

    I think she wants me... [twisted] [twisted]


    Adam
     
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    [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
  28. sdavid

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    There is some truth in a lot of those statements that are not dependant of who stays home with the kids. After a bad day at work would anyone here want to walk into their home to loud noises, half frozen half burnt microwave dinner, and complaints about how this or that broke and that little Johnny/ Suzie pitched a fit and broke a $400 plate glass window?

    Replace the gender and sex statements with spouse or breadwinner and you would have a basic guide for a good support network at home.

    Just my 2¢.
     

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