Gander Outdoor safe...wait. What?

[ScottS]

Got an email ad for some safe Gander Outdoor had on sale. Always looking for a good deal on extra storage, I clicked over to see what exactly the "deal" was.


So I look it over. "Huh. Generic 'safe,' lousy bolts, door organizer...wait. What's that?"



Oh! It's a great place to keep my grenades! You know, just throw a couple on this handy shelf.

Why didn't I think of that!

Who's doing your ad copy for you, Gander?

 

[RumRunner]

Yeah they really should have some type of slots for the grenades, I mean one of them fell over already. Maybe the next model up will have them.

 

[PaulR]

 

[PilotRPI]

Plus linked ammo. This person is the kind of friend you want to have. Bottle of Jack and some cigars and you could have a great party.

 

[1776]

Needs a chair and a little port (or not) to look at the Mother-In-Law

 

[BigTimber]

I guess it’s Better to put ones thinking grenades in a safe instead of simply in a shoe box next to your easy chair.

 

[DecOFlaherty]

The worst part is, they look like Russian Grenades. F1s?

 

[5811]

Ad is not believeable, dude has grenades, linked ammo, and only ONE AR mag???? Plus he keeps his optics detached from his guns and on the top shelf..... Seems like the type of guy who pours red wine on his cereal.

 

[greencobra]

Seems like the type of guy who pours red wine on his cereal.

hey! I pour red wine on my cereal....what's it to ya?

 

[DispositionMatrix]

Looks like a cheap safe.

 

[amm5061]

Those sides look like sheet metal....

 

[Daveusow]

I misread the title and originally thought that someone was selling a safe designed to be used outdoors.
At that point, my question was Does it come with installation where they bury it in your yard? Wait, nevermind. I'll do it myself

 

[1776]

A cordless grinder, axe, or can opener works well on the sides. Where you put it depends on what's inside it. Will you need bottom paint to prevent barnacle accumulation?

 

[ScottS]

Uh...for those a bit slow on the uptake, this thread is about the grenades stored in the safe. It is not an endorsement for the “safe” pictured...

 

[Salyeica]

I guess it’s Better to put ones thinking grenades in a safe instead of simply in a shoe box next to your easy chair.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hb1fYPVvgDc

 

[Rob Boudrie]

I posted a question asking if the grenades were an indication this unit was rated as an explosive ordnance locker. I wonder if it will get past moderation. Remember, don't milk the spoon.

 

[Glockster30]

Free shipping too!

 

[BUMPA01603]

I keep my grenades in the fridge so they last longer

 

[Rob Boudrie]

I keep my grenades in the fridge so they last longer

What you gain in life by keeping them cool may be offset by the higher humidity in the fridge. Be sure to check the manufacturer's recommendations.

 

[Asaltweapon]

All I know is I want to party with the owner.

 

[Squire]

I think they went to the toy department for props to use in the safe...

 

[enbloc]

Lol. It looks like the wife keeps her pearls in it too...

 

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[boscru]

hey! I pour red wine on my cereal....what's it to ya?

i drink red wine, but not before 5:00pm. i also eat cereal, but not after 10:00am. some things just don't work together for me, but if it works for you, go for it,