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Funny Picture and Video of the Day MEGATHREAD!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by blindfire, Oct 3, 2011.

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    you seem to have forgotten storing TS Compartmented information on her bathroom server....
     
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    Oldie but goodie... updated.

    Subject: Hillary Clinton White House

    One sunny day in 2017, an old man approached the White House from
    across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park
    bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would
    like to go in and meet with President Clinton."

    The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't
    reside here."
    The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and
    said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with
    President Clinton."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
    not President and doesn't reside here."
    The man thanked him and again walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
    to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet
    with President Clinton."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
    man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been
    here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already that Mrs.
    Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
    understand?"

    The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
     
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    That's the one that did it for me.
     
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    High Cotton sells the door mats that say, “Come back with a warrant”
     
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    That circled bit is the least amusing part of that label.
     
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    I was wondering about that myself.
     
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    Do Not Taunt the Mat. LOL
     
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    Oh sure. Make fun of the robot, wait until he gets his legs working and starts moving like 1K lb kill machine. lol
     
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    By popular request (from @clampett)...... this happened a few weeks ago. I put together a little video from my front/rear dash cams and uploaded it to YouTube and then linked it on Reddit. It racked up quite the views (81K+ right now) and quite the (idiotic) Reddit comments.

    Enjoy justice being served:


    Here's the Reddit link if you wish to upvote and read comments:

    View: https://www.reddit.com/r/ConvenientCop/comments/bxboad/guy_wants_to_speed_so_i_move_over_for_him/


    I'll save everyone the troubles of asking the inevitable questions:
    1) No, I was not "traveling" in the "passing" lane.
    2) The far left lane was not an active HOV lane at the time of recording (so, that was, indeed, the passing lane).
    3) I was in a middle lane.
    4) No matter what lane you thought I was in, I was actively passing cars, anyway.
    5) Just for this one time, I wish I did not shut off the mic on the dash cams so you could hear me laughing at the Mercedes a**h*** lol
    6) This is a dual camera system by Aukey. Go on Amazon (actually, go to smile.amazon.com and then choose comm2a as your charity of choice, etc. etc. etc.) and search for "Aukey Dual Dash Cam, 1080P HD Front and Rear Camera" and you should be able to find it. It comes with a front and a rear camera but you'll only need one power source and one microSD card as it is one system.
     

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