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Funny Picture and Video of the Day MEGATHREAD!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by blindfire, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. JoeT

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    I do this. And every one of my customers have a file that I look at before I go in their building... something like

    David- Purchaser, short fat guy, says he likes hockey but doesn't know Bruins goalie.. Divorced, 2 kids (son/daughter) lives in Chelmsford
    Steve- Manager, new 4/2019 comes from "X" wants to change everything because "X" did it differently.

    and I'll add stuff on to their file as it comes up... "David- going on vacation in June, NC looking for a home"
     

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    Osha approved!
     
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    They PROMISED smart glasses you wear, and the camera scans the person in front of you, and with facial recognition finds their personal data, and displays it on a heads up display on the glasses. "Oh high BOB, how is helen, and did your kid win that hockey tournament?..."

    But the damn smart glasses never showed up that could do that!!!!
     
  6. MAGG

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    I think I posted this before but what are the odds of this happening lol

     
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    This needs a sound track:



    Bob
     
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    I am teaching my 5 year old cursive. She has been pestering me for almost a year to learn so I finally caved and we are working on it. Her government school overlord is not happy about it. Yet another reason to pull her out.
     
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    Reminds me of this one.... [rofl]

     
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    I sadly knew that and didn't want to comment.

    I was guessing 4.70 maybe even 4.77
     
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    Dont' worry. Give it about 10-15 years and you'll be wishing you had "wood" in the morning. Guarantee it won't be an issue!
     
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    Tube launched, Optically tracked, Wire guided.
     
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    Meh.
    You can get a MUCH better price in Chicago right now... (like in the alley behind the liquor store on the South Side, for example..)

    Just sayin'
     
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