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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by blindfire, Oct 3, 2011.
Val Kilmer had this in Heat. Always weirded me out. Please hold.
I have been trying this at work with one nonsensical phrase in the hope that it would catch on -- sadly it has not.
When asked to do something you have no interest in doing your reply should be, "My monkey don't dance like that".
I should note this level of stupidity disarms the person soliciting work from you and they usually look elsewhere for help.
Don't bother buying lottery tickets dude. You done used up all your luck.
No one mentions how quickly it went from day to night?
Water on the elbow.
Sometimes called Popeye elbow.
bam nailed it.
Did you tell him to switch hands?
Yup, bursitis. I get flare ups now and then, but thankfully it hasnt looked like an alien invasion "yet".
Edit: beat me to it.
Olessa Stepanova ,traffic girl on wcvb has something like that on her wrist.
I laughed at this more than I should have.
This reminds me of the time I saw a guy hoist a dumpster into the overhead bus power lines in cambridge.... he hoisted it up and SNAP and the wires were flailing around while contacting each other and arcing like crazy on the ground for a few seconds... an airbone express guy trying to get into his truck nearby was running like a scalded dog, he ran into the restauraunt I was sitting at because I think he may have needed to use the restroom after that one...
Looking at the video again, had he been pulling the wire down? It looks like he drops a pole or something.
I think we have all been too drunk to cook at one time or another.
There never was an inkwell that big or one that I would stick that in!
One of the best lines that will use in the future!
That's no mouse, it's a rat and it's too small to live in Lynn! I'd put a concrete block over that drain for quite a while!
If he were mine I would probably teach Harrold how to draw dicks on his teacher's car
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