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Funny Picture and Video of the Day MEGATHREAD!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by blindfire, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. 45collector

    45collector NES Member

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    Yup saw the gawking guy but is he the point of the pic?
     

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    This resonates. I was told two rules. 1. If I brakes in a corner I would be hit with a tire iron. 2. If I lifted in a corner I would be hit with a tire iron.

    I had a wonderful weekend; but have not once looked for a junker 911 on Craigslist to rescue over since.

    I was not struck with a tire iron that weekend. And damn I'm a better driver for it .
     
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  3. whatluck

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    Subarus do the same thing. If you start to slide and you lift, you're guarenteed to crash into whatever you're looking at. To be anywhere near the limit you need to have your exit speed setup way before the corner, and if you make a mistake the only possible cure is MORE f***ING THROTTLE. Same on a moto, if you stop rolling on mid corner you're gonna have a bad day. The new AWD 911s are way more forgiving, but you really still need that butt to squat to get that face-ripping lateral traction that 911s are famous for.
     
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    As I said: "The First Rule of (Danny) Ongais": brake in a straight line, then floor it and steer like crazy.
     
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    I lean towards "not guilty", but I would like to review more evidence first.
     
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    I understand they have a bit more authority now, but back when Ohio was an open carry battleground state, OSHP were derided as Barney Fife wannabes.

    Back then, their only police authority was traffic stops on state highways.

    It looks like they still haven't upgraded much in reputation.
     
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    They featured this as the crime of the week on LivePD Saturday night.

    Crazy chase and pretty clear the driver would have rather killed than been caught.

    There is a moment when they think they have stopped him and a cop hops out and is approaching on foot when suddenly the truck driver floors it ramming another cop car. That cop standing there would have gotten little argument from me if he had opened fire at that point.

    :emoji_tiger:
     
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    Car? What car?
     
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    This Biden hairdo would be so awesome if it was on the back of her head.

     
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    Yes, ported by Sherman.


    Correct, a very expensive human sex doll.
     
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    He didn't appreciate Jayne Mansfield's namesake.

    This Hollywood starlet’s gruesome death changed the highway forever
    Jayne Mansfield (and Sam Brody & Ronnie Harrison) did not die in vain. Their death led to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration requiring all semi truck trailers to be equipped with a DOT Bar. You know it better by it’s other name: the Mansfield Bar.

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    Flickr
     
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    Damn SJWs, now they even have a gay transformer

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    a moment of clarity, in the 24/7 running of the "Theater of the Absurd":

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    Who was your driving instructor, Patches O'Houlihan?
     
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    What's wrong with this picture....
     

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    Look at the car driver. Lol
     
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    Can't see anything so far. Wish I could zoom in.
     
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    The writing in the article is first class too.
     
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    IBTL, on that thread. ;)
     
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    Car? What car?
     
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    The rims on the Volvo?
     
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    I was gonna go with 75% guilty, 25% not guilty. The 25% being comprised of her general looks, and because guns.
     
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