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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by blindfire, Oct 3, 2011.
I just shake my head every time I encounter another Darwin winner)))
Rusty should have known when there wasn’t an N in the third spot and an I in the fourth spot.
Or am I completely mis-reading this.
Yesterday my wife and I were at Wegmans. I see this guy approaching the checkout with two items in his carriage. He's got a single lemon, and a single lime.
I got to thinking... is there something new called a lime party???
I was seeing it as asses
Choosing 'L' should have filled 3 positions.
Dogs like to lick their b*lls...
Mrs. Flare was seeing Balls.
Either way I think we’re all on the same team.
Old but still funny...
Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls.
One of them says, "man, I wish I could do that!"
The other says, "well, maybe if you pet him first he'll let you"
pipes trots off to Baseless Lies...
Perfect reassurance that I did the right thing when all my kids phones got insurance)
I started with '38's' but then I found out about p-61's....
It is a MA Democrat going straight for your butt.
Rear naked choke until he taps out!
Remember Obama being called a Post Turtle:
When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid thing get down.
That second one seems like on of those too good to be true quotes.
Apparently no evidence exists that he ever said that.
What are you talking about? It's on the internet so MUST be true!
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