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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by blindfire, Oct 3, 2011.
Boy, there are a lot of jokes that one could use on this one but so as to not be insensitive, I will not give further thought..........................
And she never went back
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
“Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. “Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?”
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, “Well, two Wong’s don’t make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong”...
Or half Italian,
who's the bigger simpleton, the man or his wife?
HOAX: White man who asked black friend to impregnate his wife to 'fight white privilege' is fake news
Had me at awful little brats...Had me at awful little brats...
Sure she didn't. Sure she didn't.
joke is on him....his wife already took up the friend's offer, without hubby knowing it...
Go on tell me she is not drunk - I dare ya!
this announcers face when he realizes what he just said
Teacher forcibly cuts student's hair while singing the Star Spangled Banner...
In any major city in the US that bad boy would be grabbed and gone!
Schools should be a meth free zone
Separate names with a comma.