Friday morning joke..

[Adam_MA]

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me
$500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"

"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.

"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed
you," said the lawyer.

"But it's only $500," replied the man.

"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the
proof we need to nail him."

 

[Admin]

[lol]

 

[Adam_MA]

Ok... Lets keep it going with lawyer jokes..

"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in
making money."

"Why do you say that?"

"Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and
thinking about your case: $250’."

 

[Nickle]

You're in a room with a lawyer, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. You have a gun, and 2 rounds. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer, TWICE!

 

[JonJ]

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day:
My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy.
Tommy, replied the second.
My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do? asked Billy.
Tommy replied, My Daddy's a lawyer.
Honest? asked Billy.
No, just the regular kind, replied Tommy.

 

[SnakeEye]

not one reply to my joke, hmmmm :?
i must have crossed a line, self deleted..

[twisted]

 

[Admin]

I thought it was funny RicH!!!!!!

 

[Nickle]

Me too.

 

[Adam_MA]

I thought it was funny!

 

[Lynne]

I didn't get to see it... [cry]

 

[JonJ]

I thought it was funny too.