Since the usual suspects are AWOL today (I wonder if the ladies are on a shopping trip, but, knowing them it'd be to GUN SHOPS), here's some Friday Humour.
The NYPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decided to give them all a test. He releases a rabbit into the forrest and each group has to try and catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit. They make no apologies............the rabbit had it coming.
The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
The NYPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decided to give them all a test. He releases a rabbit into the forrest and each group has to try and catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit. They make no apologies............the rabbit had it coming.
The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"