Friday Humour, Rabbit Joke

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Since the usual suspects are AWOL today (I wonder if the ladies are on a shopping trip, but, knowing them it'd be to GUN SHOPS), here's some Friday Humour.


The NYPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decided to give them all a test. He releases a rabbit into the forrest and each group has to try and catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit. They make no apologies............the rabbit had it coming.

The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
 
I suspect that Mrs WW is getting ready to see her son off, and I know that Lynne is getting ready for her re-enactor weekend in Groton. Here's the info: www.grotonturns350.com. Ask for Corporal Lyndon of the 35th Virgina. Not sure if it's Co A or B.

And Derek and Tony are en route to Camp Perry. Wonder if they'll get a chance to do any rabbit hunting? [lol]

Ross
 
dwarven1 said:
And Derek and Tony are en route to Camp Perry. Wonder if they'll get a chance to do any rabbit hunting? [lol]

Ross

Well Marines aren't far off from NYPD, except the Marines shoot better.

Damn, I wish WW and Mrs WW had seen Tank's post before they left. He finally got on board, and he's now the forum's resident OIF expert, since he's been there, and is there right now.

I wish Alan a safe journey, and hope he comes home all right.
 
He's not gone yet,I did have to go into town to do some shopping,plus hubby took me out to lunch for my birthday. We are down to about the last week now,so it is getting hectic. My brother is coming up from Texas for Alan's send off. So it will be spotty us on the board. We'll probably be around more at night. Next weekend is the send off from Westover. Going to try and hook up with C-pher and his wife then too. Plus I have to get Alan to do the last of his packing. He still hasn't packed his duffle. I packed the rest,don't want to have to do it too,but just might have to. Plus I had to finish his class A's.(sew rank) We have to take Alan mon/tues to finish his shopping list. Trust me I'd rather shop in a gun store than where I had to shop today. Shopping is not my thing. I am unusual. I'd rather stay home trust me.
 
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