FRIDAY FUN

[Moderator]

POST'EM IF YA GOT'EM

Q. Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?



A. BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK

 

[C-pher]

That's great.

I don't konw where I saw it...

Q. But what kind of salad dressing makes your butt hurt?





A. Neverland Ranch



Q. How do you know when it's time to go to bed at the Neverland Ranch?




A. When the little hand touches the Big hand.



Q. Why does MJ like twenty five year olds.




A. Because there are twenty of them.

 

[Admin]

I was looking up French Military History and did this search in google.

Google Search

 

[TonyD]

Ha! I've done that before and tell people about it. Funny as shit.

 

[Moderator]

Thats wicked funny [lol]

 

[SiameseRat]

Here's something fun- "What type of Military Aircraft Are You?"
it only takes about a minute to fill out to get your results... In case you're wondering, I'm an F/A 22 Raptor. hehe sounds dangerous.

http://youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=983[url]

 

[Admin]

Here's something fun- "What type of Military Aircraft Are You?"
it only takes about a minute to fill out to get your results... In case you're wondering, I'm an F/A 22 Raptor. hehe sounds dangerous.

http://youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=983[url]

The Raptor is nasty. What did you say you kill school children?

 

[SiameseRat]

Here's something fun- "What type of Military Aircraft Are You?"
it only takes about a minute to fill out to get your results... In case you're wondering, I'm an F/A 22 Raptor. hehe sounds dangerous.

http://youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=983[url]

The Raptor is nasty. What did you say you kill school children?

Oh- was I not supposed to do that?

 

[C-pher]

Me too, I'm a F/A-22

 

[Admin]

I never realized we had so many baby killers in here.

 

[KMaurer]

F-15 Eagle

Ken

 

[SiameseRat]

Me too, I'm a F/A-22

<high five>

 

[TonyD]

Another Raptor here

 

[C-pher]

Me too, I'm a F/A-22

<high five>

Back at'cha <high five> hehe

 

[MikeD]

Another F/A-22 Raptor here! [shock]

 

[Admin]

Another F/A-22 Raptor here! [shock]

I'm beginning to think that program may be broken.

 

[Moderator]

EA-6B Prowler... "who brought the wierd kid"? :?

 

[FPrice]

Q: Why are cats similar to sentences?

A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws; a sentence has pause at the end of its clause.

Hey! It's the best I could do on A Friday!

 

[MrsWildweasel]

I came out as an F16.

 

[masochusetts]

I am also a Prowler. Supposedly something about being sneaky [roll]

I then went back and filled out the questions as if I was a raving moonbat. It came out as a Learjet (whatever the AF designation is for that), and with a little tweaking of answers, I got it to change to a C5A. Seems cruel; no need to insult a fine old plane like the Galaxy like that.

 

[Lynne]

F-15 Eagle

Ken

Me too, Ken. Was it because I picked the kitten?

 

[dwarven1]

Strange... I, too, am a Raptor.

and a corporal. Yay!!! 100 posts!

 

[SiameseRat]

I suppose it's understandable that so many of us are Prowlers seeing as we've all got so much in common right off the bat. I mean who but a bunch of masochists would choose to love guns and live in MA?

 

[SiameseRat]

Strange... I, too, am a Raptor.

and a corporal. Yay!!! 100 posts!

Congrats on making rank! I've got to get on the ball, so close but so far...