Florida traveler stuffs gun into vagina and tries to join mile high club

[Reptile]

Florida traveler stuffs gun into raw chicken, tries to bring on plane

The gun was screened at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport. TSA said the idea wasn't even "half-baked." It was "raw, greasy, and obviously unsupervised."

www.masslive.com

 

[Broc]

I bet @Dench Knows her.

 

[Dench]

I bet @Dench Knows her.

Um, the OP says vagina but the article says chicken?

 

[Broc]

Um, the OP says vagina but the article says chicken?

Yeah, typical. Fake news from

 

[Mountain]

So far this is the most 'drunk' thing I have read today, but the night is young and this is NES...

 

[Soundwave]

Um, the OP says vagina but the article says chicken?

Tomato tomatoe

 

[MadatMarek]

The chicken was obviously in her vagina

 

[safetyfirst2125]

I haven’t heard of this recipe before

 

[chris_1001]

Chicken have vaginas.

 

[RHJJ]

Maybe Reptile is from West Virginia, and uses chickens like a vagina.

 

[Dench]

ok just making sure im not having a stroke

 

[DJBrad]

Chicken have vaginas.

Cocks have….

 

[chris_1001]

Do chicken vaginas taste like chicken?

I’ll show myself out now…

 

[quinnjalan]

OMG, you can’t make this $hit up. I would like to hear the conversation leading up to “just stuff it in the chicken hole and walk on the plane like you own it”!

 

[PL-52]

Usually when a bimbo rebushes her hoohoo she puts a ham in there and pulls out the bone, chicken must have been on sale at Pigglywiggly that week.

 

[Broc]

It is only Monday. I have high expectations for this week on NES.

 

[deerdad]

Nobody has said "It's finger lickin good".

 

[Shark_Cage]

Um, the OP says vagina but the article says chicken?

Reptilian slip

 

[chuckules]

Maybe Reptile is from West Virginia, and uses chickens like a vagina.

West Vagina?

 

[enbloc]

Tastes like chicken...?

 

[Sauer Grapes]

Chicken have vaginas.

Chickens have cloaca’s

 

[usp45ct]

Jesus, imaging banging her. She bangs back!

 

[enbloc]

Chickens have cloaca’s

a what?

 

[Sauer Grapes]

Birds have one multi purpose opening, if you will, for poop, pee, and eggs.

 

[enbloc]

wait. I eat eggs...

 

[Sauer Grapes]

wait. I eat eggs...

Clean eggs

 

[Waher]

Tastes like chicken...?
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[TG Pioneer]

You’ve seen turducken. Would this be tunicken?


I’ll just show myself out now.

 

[cams]

Tastes like chicken...?
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[greencobra]

someone remind me to take my gun out of the chicken next week, don't want you all to be reading about me. but i had a good story about testing the system in place if i got caught.